I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

The Pledge of Ethics?

Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

I’d like to experiment with other non-capitalist based systems in various points of infra-structure of my country.

I don’t think this “only make money in all things, all the time” shit is a smart way to manage numerous complex systems.

I don’t have all the answers on how that shakes out, but I think the first move would be to only allow professionals experienced in respective fields to set up these experiments. Existing profitable systems and overseeing corporations be damned.

Flaccid.

How pointless and pedantic.

Anus… Right into the anus…

A song for you.

Aren’t they currently developing a show based on GQ?

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.

Sweet… Jesus…

Green chile and cheese.

I’ve done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20’s. Never smoked a cigarette.

Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.

I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.

I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.

I know them feels

“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”

https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner

Consummate V’s!

Fucking Summit County. Yuppie hive of scum and villainy

Excusing folks with dyscalculia, those of you who speak proudly and openly about how bad you are at math can die in a fire.

Functioning adults are expected to read. You should also be able to calculate reasonable numbers and percentages without needing the calculator on your phone to know what 20% is; Or what one half of 3/8 is.

Yeah, sumthin’ like that.