My daughter’s 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.
We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off
Not so you could throw light switch raves!
There’s one where someone asks him how to start a metal band(?). Gotta be ugly or else hot glue cornflakes to your face and use words that start with ‘DE’ like decrepit or decompose. Except maybe…
DENTIST Jugga jigga wugga DELI-STYLE jugga jigga wugga
I often quote light switch rave 😁
Techno. My son does too. He throws light switch raves.
Or Crazy Cartoon. Or Japanese Cartoon.
No, no, it’s Virus. Tough to understand the jumping off the screen or popup gags these days, though.
I caught my kids to throw light switch raves, but they don’t know the context. It’s spread to their friends, also context-less.
But really, I don’t think anything can top that one email where Compy gets Old Yellered.
“Hello, my name is Trevor. I am a vampire and…”
I am a vampire and what? I am a vampire and… here’s a million dollars?
And… if you are some sort of robot, do you use your powers for good? Or for awesome?
I liked the one where he drank a whole bottle of soy sauce and tried to fly Bubs’ concession stand.
Trogdor, Computer Virus.
Also, “A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all”
“The Cheat is grounded!”
"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!
Now let’s go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew."
I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff
I little email
Some you and me-mail
Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor
And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.
Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
Computer over. Virus = very yes
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!
Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.
We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!
Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!
Yep, you got it right - “techno”!
This is quoted in my house A LOT
A favorite for me is “That’s not a good prize!”
i think this oc is relevant
