Buenisima by Vakero! I don’t know Spanish and haven’t found lyrics online to translate it unfortunately.

People Order Our Patties!

Get schwifty

“Pug Party” has never been more relevant.

Giving me the same vibes as:

“You do not realize that Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the franchise wars”

Kraken or Cthulu?

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Colt 45, 2 zig zags…

Thanks for giving me a chuckle to start the day.

Did you write this?

MILF

Man I Love Frogs

Arrested Development seasons 1-3 will always be special to me.

I’ve heard this phrased as “don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.”

I’ve never had them but Black Death Candy is very sour.

Here’s a video of L.A. Beast eating some and having a bad time.

A lot of fast food places have undergone this due to private equity acquisitions.

Whataburger and Dunkin Donuts used to be much better around me.

Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.

“Suffer me now!”

If any of you vaguely like LOTR and see either of the titles come up on sale, give them a shot (or watch 5 minutes of playing first to get the feel for it).

I wish they’d come back and produce a 3rd one but the patent definitely kills that idea.

This gentleman has been trolling longer than some folks have been alive!

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader!

Not so you could throw light switch raves!

Not sure if you’re serious but just in case…

More like $15 these days, GOB