I love that the first indisputable evidence that Trump has a heart arrived at the same time as the evidence that it is malfunctioning.
The malfunctioning is apt.
You know what… Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.
THE MAN IS 80!!! He’s too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!
Just fucking retire!
You know who will be president if he does?
Yep, someone without the cult of personality backing him. So, generally, better for everyone involved.
Yep, senators and congress people are not afraid of Vance like they are of trump. It would/will be an interesting turn of events if ol’ couch fucker gets a shot at the big desk.
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I forgot about the Epstein list
He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he’s admitting to.
he also refuses to wear reading glasses prescribed to him.
No point since I suspect he can barely read anyway.
Best of luck to the swelling and bruising
wish him well.
Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and clots!
Did they check to see if he had a brain? We know he never had a heart.
No brain, heart, OR courage.
BS He has heart failure perhaps without decreased ejection fraction. He has obviously getting diuretic injections into his hand on a daily basis vs just taking a pill. But it is not common for anyone to have lower extremity edema without some kind of systemic issue. I assume he has already tried wearing compression socks. Another lie to add on top of all the others.
does he even listen to his doctors advice, i feel like hes one of those people that believe the contrary
He never did exercise because “the body is like a battery”, and he didn’t want to “deplete” it.
Figures he wouldn’t know about rechargeable batteries, being stuck in the 80s.
Now more than ever is RFK Jr’s time to shine. Go on Robert, prescribe him a slab of raw bear meat or something.
the official report is that he has a common treatable disease? so that means he is hours away from spontaneously composting, right?
Spontaneously composting.
Bam you’re fertile dirt.
dont you mean decomposing.
i think he’s already partially compost.
If he actually dies, would JD Vance replace him? Actually, maybe then Trump’s not that bad then…
I’d rather have Vance. Policies are just as evil, but he doesn’t have what it takes to be a cult leader. Remember, the Nazis needed Hitler.
The entire line of succession is currently 100% Republican. It goes from Vance to RFK Jr all the way to Noem. So yes, it looks bad either way.
Great time for the 2A
Yes.
Damn, can’t believe I’d ever say this but please don’t die for the next 3 years, Donald
Nah it’s better that way. Trump is being carried by his incredible support from the MAGA base. Without Trump that will disappear overnight.
We hope.
He’s already nuked a big chunk of support with the epstein stuff, and vance doesn’t really have the charisma to win the back. It will be entertaining regardless.
thiel keeps a tight leash on him, and people would start questions Vances crossdressing in college eventually.
Is it bad that I got a lil excited reading this headline
lil excited
Hell, I’m half-chub. See this fucker over that mortal finish line and I’ll fill the cup!
are you giddy because an elderly man is reaching the end of his earthly time, or because the most deranged pedophilic fascist will finally do one thing that makes the world a better place?
No just makes ya a tad bit sadistic. I ain’t one to criticize, I want expand Charlie Kirks too small face with a jack knife.
nope
“handshake” a simple handshake isnt going to bruise you.
July 21st, 11:00pm
Where I come from, we called this, “a good start”.
Fingers crossed!
The doctor said Trump had a minor problem.
Which is exactly what the Epstein list said, too.
also wishiNG GHISLAINE maxwell" i wish her well"
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