2a is for YOUR backyard bean canon. They can take it from my cold dead hands 😵

Woah that’s so neat. Search “dolphin cave” for more info.

Unironically, yes. I was already aware of those and take them into account

Not that I have a strong opinion one way or the other but Linux people’s lack of self awareness or discretion has hurt its spread more than Microsoft has.

Having a teensyweensy bit of occupation with image goes a really long way

I just rage-downgraded back to 10 a couple days ago. is there any reason why I shouldn’t just keep using it after this year? are we ever going to see a risk for zero day exploits for it like happened for XP after it depreciated?

shout out to Loveland Colorado, one of the most overfunded police districts in the country. If you haven’t seen that video definitely look it up. It’s not even an altercation it’s literally just two dudes sitting and yukking it up while they torture a screaming geriatric woman.

been there done that. such a bad fucking job.

perfect, yes 😆

I can attest it’s really funny. I get a sick kind of pleasure from evoking discomfort in people who don’t want me to like them. I’m not really good at being nasty to people so it’s something I started doing when I learned nasty people don’t like it when you’re nice to them or unfazed by their vampire antics.

If you’ve heard of “mirroring” before, that’s my favorite. Mirroring people who don’t like you fucks them up in ways I don’t think I could with words

get really really enthusiastically interested in the watch. ask for details seem super impressed. massage that wealthy ego to the point of basically a blow job. but then just like keep going. see how long you can keep the topic on that one specific watch. don’t ever let him talk about anything that the watch means or about the dynamic he tried to establish.

optionally, loose interest and leave without ever having let anything be said that wasn’t about the watch. this is how you weaponize autism against egotists.

shit’s got 80 million ads now. get fucked, ICE owl

I wish I was half the man he is

same. I’m not quite at the point of suicide yet but I definitely don’t need to live into my goddamn 80’s 50’s. not here, not now.

holy hell it’s Postal