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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    “My wealth is in stocks”

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      My wealth is in socks

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    “Was it meant to make you happier? I’m not sure it worked.”

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    “Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?”

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    What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?

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      What kind of dumbass would spend so little on a watch?

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    "Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn’t come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you’ve shown me so far is your have more money than taste…*

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    Yes, but do you have brass balls?

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    I think I made the better choice.

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    Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away

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    I can afford not to have a watch.

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    That’s quiet an expensive way to look cheap

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    “I wouldn’t want to paint a target on my back like that. Did you hear about Chesterwick’s son getting kidnapped while backpacking in Burma?”

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    I don’t have a car

    I don’t care to respond

    I don’t mind sounding poor.

    Wealth beyond what is good for you is no better than theft I’d say. Buying expensive watches while little children grow up in poverty is nothing to be proud of. If anyone should feel shame it should be that guy. Don’t be humiliated by such shameless assholes. And don’t try to counter attack, It won’t work, they don’t share your values, they feel no shame for the things that they do. Instead let’s organize and fight them where it hurts. Taxes, taxes, taxes.

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    I eat them.

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