“Apparent time-travel dives in front of gorilla. Billions baffled by unsolved mystery”

Is there an app to make this happen easily? Maybe a GrapheneOS feature??

brb, training a 1-layer neural net so i can ask it to play Pixar films

All three of them at the same time 😳?

For the moment

Here they take your phone number and send you a text when your whatever is ready

Oh my God I can just text the president while pretending to be anyone and shape world politics

This, yeah

my local area is typified by PURE CLEAN WATER

I’ve been thinking about it and Ilike stoning for this. Every person throwing a stone is deciding whether that person should suffer or die, and how much pain to inflict…

Worked software for Amazon.com, this is some AI thing trying to make a recommendation based off whether the reviews say the item / company runs large or small

It’s a text box, not a cop, you can just disagree with it

Don’t, like, bring your phone while doing crime

Xi could present Trump a map of the middle east with Taiwan moved off the coast of Oman and negotiate for uncontested seizure of Taiwan within a week

Ah, my favorite genre of post

Nah I stuck a screwdriver in there, it’s fine

Not pooping for 3 days followed by pooping for 3 days straight

The buyers should expect “nonviolent” resistance.

The Republican strategy seems to be to get the public to resort to violence against them

These Nouveau Pauvre can’t tell a gas station French vanilla from a Starbucks caramel macchiato