I am a machine that turns nonsense requirements into nonsense code.
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Blackmist@feddit.ukto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When a tutorial in a game stretches out far too long, do you also picture yourself punching the tutorial npc in the throat and running away?English0·1 day agoThe tutorial of Monster Hunter World is the most obnoxious shit I’ve ever seen. Multiple full pages of text it expects you to read and absorb.
Save that shit for the wiki.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I hate it when a show gets a different actor for a main character.English0·1 day agoDidn’t the games also do their own thing though?
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft's OneDrive spots your mates, remembers their faces, and won't forget easilyEnglish0·4 days agoI’m holding out for an Airwolf or Street Hawk.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto science@lemmy.world•'Planet Y' theory hints at hidden Earth-size world lurking in the solar system — and it could be much closer to us than 'Planet Nine'English0·4 days agoBe funny if we share an orbit with another Earth that is exactly in sync to stay behind the sun.
On a school trip we were following a beige mini metro down the road.
We got to the roundabout. He indicated right, started to turn right, realised he was at a roundabout, lurched left, and then gloriously beached his car on the flower beds in the middle of it.
Once you get your bus pass they should just take your car off you for the safety of everyone.
Yeah, Black Monday and similar in the Dot Com Bubble, the Sub Prime Mortgage crisis, and COVID.
But these are events that got named. BTC loses a chunk of value it’s just Tuesday.
Have some in your portfolio, sure. But all crypto added together has a similar market cap to Microsoft or Apple, and when BTC dips, all the other crypto follows it.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.world•People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with adsEnglish0·6 days agoI turned off ads on mine.
By turning it face down.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.world•Everyday AI looks more like the '08 housing bubbleEnglish0·6 days agoAre there many left where you are? The UK has one plant left, and we had to take it over so it didn’t close completely.
I guess it’s quite handy to have a steel plant if war breaks out and you’re not relying on China for it all…
Blackmist@feddit.ukto science@lemmy.world•'CDC is over': RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacreEnglish0·6 days agoUnleash COVID-25.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.world•Everyday AI looks more like the '08 housing bubbleEnglish0·6 days agoI don’t think you’ll find a public company right now that isn’t balls deep in the slop machines, desperately trying to offload staff in favour of machines that can’t do the jobs.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto News@lemmy.world•Texas governor calls for removal of rainbow crosswalks, calling them a safety issueEnglish0·7 days agoDamn right they’re a safety issue.
I was crossing one the other week. Boom. Gay. Just like that. Had to get a divorce and everything.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.world•Everyday AI looks more like the '08 housing bubbleEnglish0·7 days agoAlmost like they’re not losing it, but stealing it.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.world•Everyday AI looks more like the '08 housing bubbleEnglish0·7 days agoI’ll just wait for the movies to come out ten years later telling us exactly how they all lost our money again.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto News@lemmy.world•Controversial ‘ICE List’ features photos and names of 100 immigration agentsEnglish0·8 days agoIf your police cover their faces, they are not doing good work.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Technology@beehaw.org•'It's going to be really bad': Fears over AI bubble bursting grow in Silicon ValleyEnglish17·8 days agoI’ll likely “lose” some money from my index tracker funds when it happens, but bring it on. I know billionaires will lose a lot more than I will.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto News@lemmy.world•Boring Company cited for almost 800 environmental violations in Las VegasEnglish0·9 days agoThe penalty would only be effective if it was like 50% of his net worth.
Blackmist@feddit.ukto Memes@sopuli.xyz•I will burn this fucker to the ground... internallyEnglish7·9 days agoThe useful skill of being able to sack hundreds of people to make a few dollars for shareholders and still be able to sleep at night.
The trouble with that is the government of the day decides what is neutral and factual.