Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.

I’m 40.

Paint.

Any good tradesman can teach the job to a competent assistant. But, if you end up working with a shitty guy, not going to learn much.

Its funny how fast something becomes “traditional”

The generation that set this system up is still alive…

Sex Party actually has a nice ring

Nobody makes this comparison anymore, out of respect for former president Camacho.

Whats it called?

brb gotta tell my son I love him

I want a phone that takes Dewalt cordless tool batteries

Taco yum

Spy vs spy

Apparently it costs $169 without the T

Mark wahlberg makes my skin crawl

This is the story that fox news continues to force feed. We are at the “if I did, it was your fault” stage of abuse.

Why did the democrats let this happen 😞

This article is full of weak apologetic language.

Officers shot non-lethal rounds.

Reporter was hit

How about officers shot at reporters

Reporters were shot by officers

Does that giant neck tattoo say MS-13?

You know what they always say, “due process is only for the innocent”

I recall a story about assholes in Turkey doing the same thing, and as a result other drivers got into the habit of blocking ambulances to spite them.

Weak