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The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.

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    9 days ago

    Im calling it. Fight antifa which is anyone the administration says it is or anyone posting or demostrating against facism. I carry signs against facism regularly. no kings anyone?

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    10 days ago

    “Ok everyone, we’re here for a very important reason. Trump is pouty over his UN incident and we need to throw him a proper dictator worship party. I’m going to need all of you in DC pronto so we can really give those boots a good kissing. It’s for The Good Of the Country™©®.”

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        10 days ago

        Hegseth is a media talking head. He wants spectacle to garner viewership, so a dramatic in-person meeting would be the way he would do it.

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      10 days ago

      The generals in Europe wouldn’t care if we invaded South America. He’s doing something bigger. My bet is invading Ukraine, Russia, NATO, or the US. And I couldn’t guess which one. Maybe more than one.

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      10 days ago

      Saddam was a hell of a lot more competent than this bunch. I actually consider it a significant blessing that they want to jump us over the cliff and into fascism, but they’re in a Pinto that needs new tires, and they seem unaware enough that they are trying to make it work anyway.

      Not to say it definitely won’t work, I am glad for people getting out and raising hell about it. But it is a blessing that they are so stupid.

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    10 days ago

    If the drunk loser wants a war he can go himself, maybe he can finally get some qualifying experience and get shot a few times by the Taliban

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    10 days ago

    There is no way this is a good thing. Summoning a single general to a meeting without giving any context is not a thing that is done. Summoning all of them and not stating the meeting purpose or providing read ahead charts or pre-briefs… that’s incredibly ominous.

    I’m hoping it is only him directing them to call it Dept of War (DoW) on all official comms instead of DoD.

    • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip
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      10 days ago

      Its also ridiculously irresponsible.

      There is a lot of discussion to be had over the actual value of a general in modern warfare (where individual soldiers have tactical value and so much decision making happens at the company or even squad level). But no discussion is required to say what a ridiculously juicy target “every high ranking military official” is and the massive damage to morale and organization that would ensue.

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            9 days ago

            I’m skeptical of that.

            This will be hundreds of “military men”. Yes, the vast majority are pencil pushers who are in worse shape than the average divorced dad “trying to get back out there”. Even if they are bringing every single chud they can find, they are still going to be the “weaker” group. And chuds hate feeling weak.

            If it were just the inevitable loyalty oaths, I would expect that to happen in more isolated groups. And while it is always possible that they could batch the generals into the room to kiss the skidmarked ring, that still feels like a risk when they might not get the photo op they want at the end.

            My money is on “planning how to secede from the United Nations”. Aka “planning to go to war with basically all of NATO and a bunch of Global South countries who want revenge”. Whether that goes anywhere is a different discussion, but “all of our generals made some great plans” is a talking point they would want.

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          10 days ago

          "Ich schwöre bei Gott diesen heiligen Eid, daß ich dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes, Adolf Hitler, dem Oberbefehlshaber der Wehrmacht unbedingten Gehorsam leisten und als tapferer Soldat bereit sein will, jederzeit für diesen Eid mein Leben einzusetzen.“

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          9 days ago

          They have not yet decided to ban speed limits and seat belts, but I wouldn’t hold my breath on that

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    10 days ago

    Trump is declaring war on the UN because of the escalator, starting the stupidest war since Caligula declared war on the sea.

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    10 days ago

    I mean you don’t really call in people from abroad to say “hey, war time” you call in people to tell them they’re no longer needed and the others who are also called in get told about the “awesome” restructuring that’s going on.

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    10 days ago

    There’s a government shutdown looming, who’s to say it doesn’t have something to do with that? Y’know, since their paychecks come from the government.

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    10 days ago

    My guess is about 1/4 are about to be fired for not being enough of a sycophant. Everybody is being called for two reasons; that’s how the corpo’s do layoffs now and, more importantly, as of right now the admin has zero fucking clue which 1/4 they are going to fire yet. That list is going to have more day of changes than a Vince McMahon era PPV.

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      9 days ago

      There were two meeting rooms on the email! (/silly joke)

      But don’t they do mass firings by text and just locking you out of your machine these days? The US Aid workers were left stranded for a while— not sure if they got help getting back or just got abandoned and had to get friends and family to pitch in for flights home…

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      10 days ago

      If they do replace them they will be incompetent boobs who will screw up at every turn. Might be a good thing?

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        9 days ago

        Doesn’t take much intelligence to order the go ahead on another civilian boat bombing. If anything, the dumber for the better that type of evil.

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    10 days ago

    I read the comments and first of all—you guys are hilarious 🤣

    So I’m going to be that guy and tell the truth: It’s almost certainly related to what’s going on with Russia invading Poland (or at least violating their airspace) right now.

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      9 days ago

      Russia’s been invading every airspace around them for decades. It never triggered more than a “could you not?” reaction from anyone.

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      9 days ago

      No. There is zero reason to bring all generals in person over last week’s drones.

      I’m of the mind it’s either a mass firing (they already put plans in place to cut the top 20% or so of military command) with loyalty pledge, going to full blown war, or a favor to Putin to take all of the US command down at the same time. From most likely to least.