Well of course. What else is new?

The only redeeming feature of this whole sorry mess will be watching those hyaenas constantly tearing each other apart.

The brainrot is strong in that one.

That’s pretty much their endgame.

Tell me you can’t get laid without saying you can’t get laid.

This is the kind of thing I used to give to my nephews when they were small to annoy my sister.

Just send everything straight to Moscow. It’ll be more efficient.

The solution is obviously to ban talking about climate change.

Are you trying to imply gear needs to be useful?

I did that once and it wasn’t a nice experience. Windows will always find ways to screw things up and you’ll constantly be dealing with their shitfuckery. Outside of gaming there aren’t really many reasons to stick with Windows and even gaming works great except on titles where it is explicitly sabotaged by the publishers. If you’re dealing with an older laptop, this likely isn’t a consideration anyway. If you’re unsure whether Linux is for you, my advice would be to install it in a VM first and see if it works for you. Chances are, you won’t miss Windows at all.

But there’ll be a friendly announcement apologizing to the people about to be run over, right?

Just think of the Stalinist purges. Nobody is safe.

They hate their own followers just as much as anybody else. Anybody who thinks the leopards won’t eat their faces is delusional.

Most likely, you’re on the track.

I thought all the cool kids use Arch?

And what would you replace it with? A violent revolution will always just result in one gang of oppressive assholes being replaced by another.

I hope you enjoy your victory, moron.

Laws only apply to poor people.

The trees voted for the axe because its handle was made of wood.

The solution is of course more oil drilling and burning more coal.