Wtf I thought no way this was Real

Liberate tu temet ex infernis

Well they wouldn’t write “We, the white christian male landowning people” since they didn’t consider the people outside this group as people anyway.

Go ask your mother

Hi evil, I’m dad

Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]

They have not yet decided to ban speed limits and seat belts, but I wouldn’t hold my breath on that

Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]

Off to the gulag with you!

I’m on a horse

Because then they’d have to go after themselves

Fuck you

“Clever Retort”, Birch, 2025, Digital Text on Digital Background

Only the toy box in this case just perpetuates their daily misery while ensuring the rich men that actually own the toys make even more money.

Yes officer, this comment right here

Well, data is fired.

Me personally, no.

But honestly with how on fire the world currently is, a lot of places will be in need of air con soon that didn’t before, if your skills also transfer to heat pumps I think you can take your pick of where you’d like to go. Just start sending applications. Also if you have any European ancestors, check if that country doesn’t grant descended citizenship (like ireland, greece, italy etc).

Well, do you have any marketable skills?

Currently it costs direct air capture startup “Climeworks” about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).

Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using “Direct Air Capture”.

Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.