White light is a tightly squished rainbow, so I guess these people’s only option is to all go blind.
I mean, more blind than they’re now.
its a funny post, but I’m almost completely certain you cant contract “they are” here, but I could be wrong
You definitely can contract it.
I contracted they are once after a one night stand. Spent three weeks in the hospital.
I’ve never seen a snowflake on a SoCal beach before.
It’s very rare, but we even get some from time to time east of the mountains. They don’t really ever stick, but it has happened.
They’re all over Huntington Beach
Those are ooids.
That someone who believes in the Bible and is professionally contracted to prevent people from drowning is being upset they are doing that job near the Biblical symbol of a covenant not to down humanity again is making me drown in the irony.
Please send help.
Wow I hadn’t even thought of it that way. For real.
What is the biblical symbol you’re referencing? Explain it like I’m not a Christian (I’m not lol).
It’s a reference to Noah’s Ark, where God supposedly flooded the whole world except two of each animal and Noah’s family, then put a rainbow in the sky as a symbol that He’d never do it again. Young Earth Creationists and their like take the story as fact, despite the fact that such an event would have put humanity well below the number of people needed for a stable gene pool, and that two of an animal likely wouldn’t repopulate an entire species. I digress.
Thanks for the explanation!
Rule in his favor, then I have precedent to sue every church, business, and government entity that displays a cross. ❤️
These christyboys must have such a hard time with such prejudice
Pride and prejudice
Lol
The sequel, pride and prejudice and projection.
Yes, boys… hard… Oh god, I’ve got to go sue someone now!
I wish people, regardless of personal beliefs, experiences, or values, would learn to appreciate one another for the things they have in common, and stop being triggered by the expressions of those characteristics that we don’t.
I love so many people that don’t vote, worship, recreate, or otherwise live life like I do. That doesn’t change who I am, and I would never want to change who they are.
Stop hating each other FFS.
The lifeguard seemed particularly triggered by the turquoise and pink stripes on the original Pride flag designed by Gilbert Baker, which represent magic and sex, respectively.
Gonna go out on a limb and say that this man is no fun at parties.
Wait shit that’s an option? Can we get a version of the progress flag with magic and sex pls?
I read the headline and thought this was the onion
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Life imitates Art
Oh. You’re … not from the USA are you? Just a guess
you don’t have to guess, you can tell by the instance i’m on xd
Ja det är sant, men - man kan spoofera allt, eller hur? 🤷♂️
technically yes, but if you go by chance there’s a high probability that feddit.de users aren’t from the USA
SPRICH
Why not just ban christianity?
This lifeguard only THINKS they’re a Christian. A real Christian wouldn’t care because not only does GOD love all, but we’re all made in his image. Gay L, straight, Bi, Trans, Asexual. All of us.
GAY L
GLBTA? I honestly thought you were spelling something out with that
He’s a Christian like any other and Christians will have to recognize that their beliefs are responsible for a lot of homophobia, instead of saying that anyone who makes them look bad is not a “true” Christian.
Uhm… do you even Sodom and Gomorrah? LMAO
You’ve never picked up a Torah, Bible, or Quran, huh?
Technically speaking the wickedness of the cities that were under divine review were because they were narcissistic, enjoyed excess and “prosperous ease” without considering properly the poor and did “abominable acts” before God. Those abominable acts could have been anything. We get the homosexuality related misconception because the test involved hosting two angelic dignitaries disguised as humans whom a mob decended on an demanded they let them “know”…
Funny trick here. The original Hebrew text used for the angels was anashim and the OG word Lot uses for them when he greets the dignitaries is non-gendered as analogous to “master”. Anashim is a non-gendered term, it encompasses specifically both the terms woman and man and means “of mankind”. However, the English translations of the Bible use male gendered terms like “Lords” “Gentlemen” and “Men” for the angels… Meaning the lust for the angels in the original story was probably not gendered. The angels in the original are not named nor gender coded in any way but there were specifically two of them. We might interpret this to mean there were either angels that appeared to be of both genders or that the genders were deliberately not important because the pluralism means they are never gendered by any other mention in the story. Just as in English when a plural is used it disguises the individual nature of the particular makeup of the group. The crowd calls to know “them”.
The test was ultimately a litmus test failure of the town to show it lived up to the laws of hospitality and morality but there’s nothing specifically outlining gay sexuallity in the original text of that story moreso than any other sexuallity. The abominations could have been anything and the horny onslaught against the angels was potentially supposed to be coded as lust to defile or possess the divine or even just a lack of consent. The crowd isn’t asking if the angels want to come out and play, they are demanding it.
In the end it was a bunch of English translators who had very specific cultural ideas about who was worthy of the term “Master” that occluded any potential of the feminine potential reading and were the ones who through the cultural game of telephone made it a story about gay sex. It kind of benefited the Church to make it less a story about hoarding wealth and comfort because a lot of individual Churches were very VERY wealthy.
I’ll sue every building with a cross inside since Christianity offends me.
The fact that he was able to sue… especially in the state of California of all places. This could actually be a trend for the entire nation.
Right wing conservative “Christians:”
Libs are snowflakes!
Also
I’m triggered by a sequence of colors!
Right wing Christians (don’t put it in quotes, don’t do a No True Scotsman, they’re Christians) hate rainbows now and I can’t love it more because it ruins their precious Noah story for them.
The guy has a dope, but do people really think they hate rainbows and not what this flag is supposed to represent?
They sure as fuck complain every time they see a rainbow anywhere.
Really? Sure as fuck? Well, this should be easy for you to prove then. Or were you lying?
For example, this guy complaining that the rainbow has been ruined for religion ever since it was “secularized” but the song Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
I’m sure you’ll say this won’t count because this is your typical M.O.
I look forward to you berating me because actually Somewhere Over the Rainbow is about sucking cock or something.
I don’t see where in this article where it shows that “They sure as fuck complain every time they see a rainbow anywhere.”
It don’t even see where it shows this individual complaint when he sees a rainbow outside of on the flag.
Could you be more specific?
Called it.
I love that I even told you what he said and you claim you don’t see it. Try a control-F for the word 'somewhere." That should help.
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The rainbow was God’s sign of the covenant with all people. Does he reject God?
Rainbows? In the sky? Where kids can see? Fucking wokeys mate, making the fucking sky GAY.
Kids love rainbows. I’m an adult and I love rainbows. They are literally fun colors and beautiful.
If your religion is making you hate rainbows, it might be time to take a look at your religion and the batshit stuff it teaches you.
The rainbow was hijacked from the Abrahamic religions by the homosexuals.
Instead of hating rainbows, I’m teaching my children that the LGBTQ+ community is part of shaitan’s army.
I’m even thinking that every year, for a month, we take a family vacation to Saudi Arabia to avoid the child grooming agenda in the month of June across the western world.
I’ve also been filtering all tv shows/cartoons that present us with LGBTQ+, like in bluey, that British pig show, and sesame street etc… thank God for torrents, amirite?
No worries tho, my children won’t be taught to hate, they will be taught to avoid like the black plague and to only stick with the community/ummah.
Hey, that is a pretty good way to never see your children again once they find out.
lol did you report my comment?
Nah, we Muslims have different priorities, a different culture, different way of life. It’s why we’re incredibly difficult to sway off the path.
If and when the secularists turn a Muslim into one of them, take that as a trophy. You’ve achieved almost the impossible.
What if the homophobic lifeguard sees someone drowning that “looks gay”? I don’t know if this guy can do his job.
So if there is some light Rian with sunshine and a rainbow pops up, will he sue god? I’m just wondering.
Stop kink shaming guys, it’s clear this dork has a persecution fetish!
Harder daddy harder
