

i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(
i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(
thanks for posting this. im outrageously hung over and this made me laugh out loud sitting alone in this restaurant
its probably only a matter of time before that scourge arrives in our little internet hovel. most likely already happening.
portugal is the business
yes… well, its about this guy, you know? his name is ben hur, and his childhood friend from rome comes back to and ben hur wont help him take over his homeland. then tiles fall off of this roof and then the roman guy uses it as an excuse to jail ben hur’s sister and mother to get him to help, but it only makes him freak out. so, he gets consigned to a slave ship where there’s a battle and he saves his captor’s life, which endears him to his captor, so the captor takes him back to rome where he ranks up a bit and has high status as a horse racer in the colosseum. ben hur leaves to go find his old roman buddy and take revenge, and he meets this arab horse trainer (played horribly embarrassingly by a white dude in brown face) and they make friends. ben hur goes back and basically fucks his old slave woman, then challenges the roman dude in a massive horse race where he basically kills him. turns out all this time the mother and sister were in prison they contracted leprosy, so ben hur goes and gets them from the leper colony. jesus is crucified nearby and his blood drips off the cross and cures the mother and sister of leprosy.
its three and a half hours long. its super campy and over-acted. it used to be on tv when my wife was a kid and now we get high and watch it around easter. its fuckin hysterical…
i have a “save webp as” firefox extension that is good as well… sorry no link Im too busy
peace and love peace and love
yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc
he did. he said “I am the Resident Evil”
god damn son
bad day: alcohol excellent day, celebrate: alcohol its raining and we’re stuck in: alcohol beautiful sunny day: corona w/ lime
god damn, that sucks
far from it.
its a dysfunctional link aggregator. their entire business model is consolidation of other people’s web content. make a FUCKING ACCOUNT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE PHOTOS BRAIDED LEATHER WRISTBANDS
ITS TRUE
in my forties I finally have it but holy fuck I messed that word up for like 35 years
now ma’am, I believe that you were born a biological woman like you’re saying, but its company policy that I gotta see that pussy
This may sound pretty normo, but Spinal Tap is a very funny faux metal band name.
I also liked Mouserat from Parks.
When it comes to fake band names Im a basic bitch it would seem
they really sadly do influence a lot of people. I used to think it was a bad name for them because they didnt influence me, but then I realized how many people buy the shit they’re advertising
it effects the entire world pal, just cause its not visibly right outside your front door doesnt mean youre above it
also, being smug is a shitty look