Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028 2024, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.

FTFY

The big yellow one is the sun!

Dad?

Sad that we have already had to endure him for a longer period of time than separates us now from 2032

And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’

44 and nevermore…

5 weeks until sentencing. In theory

I give it 3 weeks

A bigger question is, how could we tell that even happened?

Edit: I mean short of him dying or becoming a drooling vegetable. The man is already deeply deranged and exhibiting significant mental declind

God, where is Triumph when we need him

Cue campaign finance violations and ensuing endless litigation and appeals that ultimately goes nowhere slowly. Sigh

Footstool: “Daddy!!!”

JD:

Damn, mamaw dropping pearls and pants!

Jesse is a girl’s name!

Sounds like he had dinner with the late, great Hannibal Lecter!

Mike “my son controls my” Johnson

So remind me, there was the big circus getting the collateral to put up just to make the appeal many months ago, but the appeal is now just being made? Or was the first appeal rejected by the judge and the verdict is now being appealed to a higher court? When will this buffoon run out of options to appeal?

Engoron sanctioned five Trump lawyers $7,500 each in September 2023 for “repeating these frivolous arguments” after they were rejected by courts multiple times.

Also what penalties are there for his lawyers gunning up the system with these endless, baseless appeals?

Ah Senator Snowball dies on the hottest July 4th weekend ever. Coincidence?

Who knows, maybe next time that’ll be you in that statistic. Not that it’ll be a big loss for society

Governor, I hardly know her