- Sen. JD Vance recounted being asked if he had a “secret family” during the vice presidential vetting process, which he found intrusive and bizarre, especially since his wife was present.
- Vance described the vetting process as detailed and intrusive, including questions about potential family criticisms and criminal history.
- Politicians undergoing vice presidential vetting often face extensive scrutiny to prepare for media examination, highlighting past examples like Herschel Walker and John Edwards who had hidden children.
Why is he complaining about the fact that his wife was present when he was asked? Surely it would only be a problem if he did. The fact he’s complaining about it kind of raises a red flag.
Did they ask him in front of his normal wife or his secret wife?
In front of both; Normal wife was sitting on secret wife.
Is it face sitting when fake wife is a sofa?
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His secret Canadian family…
…his even more secret attic family.
Unexpected 30 Rock. Lemmy is really becoming home!
Damn. I need to do a rewatch. I can’t remember what episode this is from.
I think it was when Don Geiss (Dan Goose? LOL) died.
Were they sitting on the couch at the time?
Y’all opened the floodgates for weird, absurd conversations. Blame yourselves, again .
Breaking: shitpost from someone claiming to be JD Vance secret son and wife goes viral. AP removes fact checked article claiming JD Vance does not have a secret family
How could a human have a child with living room furniture? Secret son shitpost is stupid.
Guy: dude don’t ask about Emily and the kids in front of my wife, wtf is wrong with you?
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Your spoiler tags don’t work…
They do in Thunder!
And they work with Voyager
And Jerboa!
A loveseat with a baby-chair on the way.
Now all I can think of is the my pillow wife comic that I cant fucking find, but instead its couch fucker Vance and the couch he fucks.
Excuse me, but his book VERY CLEARLY said he used a rubber glove.
Or was he raw dogging another couch while he was cheating on his wife with the couch he definitely wrote about in his book? (Chapter 11, page 180.)
Sofa, I haven’t read any clarifications on the matter. It seems like a story someone should chaise down
Doesn’t require lofty Eames either.
you all are really chairing me up
Here, take my up
holsteryvote.Wait . . . Is JD Vance . . . a Sub-Genius??
Take your up vote you beautiful thing
I don’t blame him, that sextional has got a lot of cusion for the push-in.
That deserves at LEAST sensible chuckle.
Bravo.
No accidental pregnancies if you only fuck La-Z-Boys.
Sounds like somebody’s got a secret family
Yeah, that’s a weird thing to make a press release about. Who tells the press that they were asked if they have a secret family? And why is the weird part, according to him, of this that he was asked with his wife present? I think the weirdest part of all this is that they thought that was weird. But actually, this whole thing is weird. Something about this is off. Weird af 😬
My “I don’t have a secret family” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt.
Who tells the press?
A guy who wants his secret wife to find out from the press why he’s not keeping tonight’s secret date, since he can’t call or text her.
I mean it is sensible for them to ask about it. It is maybe a little foolish of them to do it in front of his wife.
The truly hilarious part about it is that he is so stupid that he thinks (a) it’s something unusual or personal to him, instead of just vetting of candidates like they always do (b) he thinks talking to the media about it is a productive way to react to that perceived unusualness.
All I can do is look upon the GOP and smile and encourage. “Good… good… let the stupidity and incompetence flow through you.”
That’s what vetting is all about, you moron.
That said, I hope they also asked him when he wasn’t around his wife.
I hope they didn’t, and that surprise is still yet to come
Oh no! It seems like he couldn’t answer this question truthfully with his wife present. Now, a secret family isn’t so secret anymore if you tell your wife about it, is it?!
JD Vance, most likely: “So Usha’s not white, but she probably still wouldn’t like that.”
