if someone over 35 wants to date you it’s a pedophile

No…words have definitions for a reason. Pedophiles go after prepubescent children, not 20 year olds who are most certainly postpubes ent. It may not be ‘normal’ or viewed highly by people, but it’s not pedophilia.

Also it’s super weird to think 35 and 105 is cool to you, but 35 and 34 if no go territory.

They will try…

Even as a ‘lets see what this grift is all about’…why the hell would anyone order this horseshit…beyond stupid.

I do, I hate the things but I do it because it kills the craving for potato chips. Helps me continue to lose weight.

Yeah but preventing sickness isn’t profitable as giving drugs after you’re already infected.

Don’t do it! Eat a pickle instead. No reason for empty carbs

You first

That’s on the way out

Uhh what? I have never encountered a water bottle getting chipped or leaving shavings. Are you literally making your own bottle?

Depends, did you take the drugs yet?

It’s dinosaur time

With drugs

Lol, I got blasted and verbally attacked on Reddit once for telling people I won’t tell them the hidden gems in the city because it’ll turn to trash like all the other gems that were once…gems.

Dude looks like he wears his glasses on his shirt more then his head.

Yeah but now you have smarts and that cant happen because you might question things.

/s

Same but sync

Funny how people didn’t manage their house/life at all before those overpriced delivery services existed.

No

I have ADHD and never once used and doordash or Uber stuff…I may be all over the place but I’m not an idiot who would willing pay 25-50% extra for nothing .