Shaq owned 155 Five Guys, (that’s 775 guys!)
That was 10% of the franchise. Which makes Shaq also 1/2 of a guy.
Five Guys x 10% = .5 Guys
This logically means that Shaq is half man, Half woman.
He later sold all of those guys.
Since he sold his franchise he is no longer 50% of a guy though. Which means he is the first Man to become a woman through corporate actions alone.
I am good at math.
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How was his guy-ness distributed? Are there now lots of 99% women out there?
If you had 99% water and 1% milk does that make their polymerization milk?
2+2=banana, genius.
Shaq’s parents are a man and a woman so logically he’d be half man and half woman
Hmm. But I did all this math.
Your math on the half man part is irrefutable. But saying that the other half must be woman is a bold claim. For example, what if he’s half man, half horse?
I see your logic. He could be a centaur. After all there is no rule a Cantaur can’t play basketball.
I’ve seen Air Bud.
But how did Aaron Carter get a jersey with the name O’Neal?
I don’t know who that is. But I’m sure they are smaller than Shaq and the Jersey will not fit. The only Jersey that fits Shaq is New Jersey.
Technically he was a woman before owning any Five Guys shares. Just like almost everyone else on the planet.
Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.
QED Shaq == Shaq, no?
If you think he’s huge but he had a 10% stake I am afraid of the kther 4.5 guys. If each Shaq is 2 guys but he’s really 1/2 of a Five Guy. Therefore the average Five Guy is 4 people.
Great point, but then he sold. So again, it is
0×2=0He’s no longer a guy. Math checks out.
a woman is not a “not man” ☝️🤓
