Shaq owned 155 Five Guys, (that’s 775 guys!)

That was 10% of the franchise. Which makes Shaq also 1/2 of a guy.

Five Guys x 10% = .5 Guys

This logically means that Shaq is half man, Half woman.

He later sold all of those guys.

Since he sold his franchise he is no longer 50% of a guy though. Which means he is the first Man to become a woman through corporate actions alone.

I am good at math.