Shaq owned 155 Five Guys, (that’s 775 guys!)
That was 10% of the franchise. Which makes Shaq also 1/2 of a guy.
Five Guys x 10% = .5 Guys
This logically means that Shaq is half man, Half woman.
He later sold all of those guys.
Since he sold his franchise he is no longer 50% of a guy though. Which means he is the first Man to become a woman through corporate actions alone.
I am good at math.
Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.
QED Shaq == Shaq, no?
Great point, but then he sold. So again, it is
0×2=0He’s no longer a guy. Math checks out.
If you think he’s huge but he had a 10% stake I am afraid of the kther 4.5 guys. If each Shaq is 2 guys but he’s really 1/2 of a Five Guy. Therefore the average Five Guy is 4 people.