Shaq owned 155 Five Guys, (that’s 775 guys!)
That was 10% of the franchise. Which makes Shaq also 1/2 of a guy.
Five Guys x 10% = .5 Guys
This logically means that Shaq is half man, Half woman.
He later sold all of those guys.
Since he sold his franchise he is no longer 50% of a guy though. Which means he is the first Man to become a woman through corporate actions alone.
I am good at math.
I don’t know who that is. But I’m sure they are smaller than Shaq and the Jersey will not fit. The only Jersey that fits Shaq is New Jersey.