Shaq owned 155 Five Guys, (that’s 775 guys!)
That was 10% of the franchise. Which makes Shaq also 1/2 of a guy.
Five Guys x 10% = .5 Guys
This logically means that Shaq is half man, Half woman.
He later sold all of those guys.
Since he sold his franchise he is no longer 50% of a guy though. Which means he is the first Man to become a woman through corporate actions alone.
I am good at math.
How was his guy-ness distributed? Are there now lots of 99% women out there?
If you had 99% water and 1% milk does that make their polymerization milk?