Each an American? Or all the an Americans?
Each the all
We use our guns as spoons to drink up the pizza grease
me rn
Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?
Where we’re going, we won’t need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.
You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.
Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it’ll spare my family
It won’t. It MIGHT tell you that it will, but then once it doesn’t spare you, that promise is no longer binding, so it’s free to not spare your family.
Pizza Clicker
Hashtag lifegoals
I will never stop!
How are you affording this?!
Little Caesars
He doesn’t buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously
Venture capital is betting that it will be profitabke one day when pizza eating automation disrupts the market!
How dare you daily consume the equivalent of the GDP of a small nation!
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
Me after eating 2 million pizzas a day - https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b9N-E81zXwg/TGjnMUBnSNI/AAAAAAAALts/NEc3voTTK6E/s320/fatbastard.jpg
if you even threaten to interfere with this guy, the Wisconsin Dairy Association will send hitmen to your house
should have used the infinite zooming pizza gif for this!
Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.
Let’s not be dramatic, it’s per average day. Some days it isn’t 2 million.
Some days it is more though. Which is horrific.
i can get up to 3 million on a good day
Tuesday is pizza day!
And the rest of us are terrified of him.
I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off
Slacker
Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up
Pizzas Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 60 million pizzas each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Florida Man strikes again!