Ghoulishly funny!
Fiendishly clever!

Nice touch that all three images have H2O in the background.
EDIT: That was the name of the album.

Pooh thinking all about Bone Hurting Hunny.

And if the sun don’t come
you get a tan from
standing in the English rain

GANEZ!

Avocado toast! And how would you like your eggs on top?
The guy looks at you as if why do you even need to ask?
Poached, of course! Transmitted by a duh stare, telepathic.

EDIT: The plate is served, and the hipster stares at you again,
through thin-rim glasses and delicately groomed mustache.
You forgot the asparagus spears!

Uh oh… better call Jake From State Farm, watch them fight it out
like the Polish people did in the 70s, with the Catholic Church
and the Communist Party, a battle royale that left citizens alone
relatively speaking for a Soviet satellite state nation at the time,
then suddenly, up from the Teamsters, Lech Walesa popped out!

You can’t make this shit up, nobody would believe you.
It’s like a cartoon inside a cartoon, like layers upon layers of ugly, low status stereotypes that exist for a reason.

Every day, in every way,
I am becoming
a better and better
Second Lieutenant

Is that the door bell? It must be the electrician…
oh my god, it’s former Dodgers’ First Baseman and 1974 National League MVP Steve Garvey!

Go on…

Would Don Draper approve?
Or is this more of a McCan type deal?

Any “Mad Men” fans in da house tonite?!!

Banking and government office hours!

China’s cheating, it’s all crammed forcefully into one timezone, Beijing’s!
In far western China in winter, it could be noon and the sun is barely rising over the horizon. Then in summer the sunset might be at around 1am.

Flapper alert!

Sometimes the radar weather in some areas will glitch out, I’ve seen a large swath of digital dots spread like a fan all over some cities. The image refreshes every couple of minutes, I believe, usually the glitch goes away after a couple of cycles.

But what is glitching and why, I have no idea.

Gonna tell my kidz this was Guns ‘n’ fuckin’ Roses.

Betcha the delivery guy delivers for one or more from many takeout food spots that are probably located inside the building itself.

Then every time the rapture doesn’t happen, it’s like these people have an integrated Memory Reset Button, so they don’t have to PUSH and modify their beliefs and superstitions, I mean… god forbid, that would require… (shudder)… making an effort. And we can’t have THAT, now can we?

Lordlandia!

Lordland, the land of the landlords.
Or would that be Landlordlandia?
I dunno, I get confused sometimes.