Another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by the government lizard overlords.

Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s

Mad lad Obama
To the tune of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”

“I have been migrating files since the (fourth) Crusade.”
Backed up my iPhone to the computer, not the Cloud. Any transfer I still do using the Lightning cable connections, not Wifi.
“You have chosen… wisely.”

The crowd that murdoch and limbaugh handed the orange parasite on a platter, does not care about pesky and boring little things like facts and figures. It is an irrational mob fed with bacteria-infested red meat for two decades. They can only be reached via the basest of impulses, ripe pickings only for the most ignorant and/or shameless of conmen. It doesn’t help society that the right-wing toxic propaganda machine operates at full blast 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

For a long time it was Huevos Rancheros, but that got nudged into the #2 spot when I discovered Eggs Benedict.

Or the scene in American Beauty when he notices the swastika piece is the one missing.

I’m afraid they might be a whole bunch of oldies but goodies:

2001: A Space Odyssey.
The Empire Strikes Back.
Miller’s Crossing (the third movie written and directed by the Coen brothers, from 1989).
A Bridge Too Far (from 1977, a sprawling, star-studded epic about the Allies and their costly, ill-advised and ultimately unsuccessful Operation Market-Garden in WWII).
A Bout De Soufflé. (Godard’s seminal French New Wave cannon blast).
From Russia With Love.
The Spy Who Loved Me.

You know what you really need?
A committee to study the feasibility of a committee!

Well that was a spectacular read in your link, keep calling attention to it, 'cause it’s gonna be a constant drip-drip-drip of people finding out. I didn’t know, but starting today, I’m gonna experiment with SearXNG as my primary search engine, see how that goes!

Phew… for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it’s still the good ol’ capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.

The Infallibility Myth baffles me. What’s that all about?

It’s like they cranked up the marketing, cult-of-personality bullshit to see how high it could go… and it didn’t have a limit, they were able to brainwash a lot of people with the most preposterous stuff, and they couldn’t help themselves, they just HAD to make their head a demigod.

“Me perfect in paradise, you utter dogshit capitalist.”
What is this, a first grader having a schoolyard fight?

Then there’s Mao. Not quite a demigod, but not quite human either. His myth covering a much larger area and population, so they had to make the myth a little bit subtler. But not by much.

Some people are into Depp. For whatever inexplicable reason.

Diamonds, or any sort of gemstone, as trying to sell those things would probably be as risky as stealing them in the first place.

Lemmy shitpost?
More like…
Shemmy leetpost.
Shemmy 1337post!
Amirite, fellas?

Just one more and that’s it, I swear, I mean it this time!

Yeah… uh-huh, sure.

“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.

Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

Now that there should be a PEZ dispenser.

Aquitania?