Well excuse me for being a good host during my digital rectal exam.
He didn’t complain about the tea kettle at least, that’s just being hospitable
Thank god I’m not a patient then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
For now
Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.
Hey it’s Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever…
It’s CRYS-TAL!
Chaotic Good Karen.
Breaking news
This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.
Imagine if they were still doing that when Randy took the world’s biggest shit.
“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”
Is that him or the worm talking?
Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
hey me too!
Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?
I’m not watching him and his grandchildren do this on live TV…
Literally 1984
The surveillance is a bit anal.
I missed that page.
DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS
Don’t shove spring rolls up your ass, shove autumn wraps into the digestive system in reverse. :)
THIS IS AMERICA, GOD DAMMIT, THE LIBERAL MARXIST GLOBALISTS ARE TRYING TO CONTROL HOW I EAT MY FOOD, GO TO HELL YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Use summer rolls instead. They’re usually bigger anyway.
Doctors are giving this patient a new idea he’d never considered before.
Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.
“Insert from other end”
Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.
just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129
Wait what???
What what?
In the butt…
