Hey! I’m a grower too! Definitely not a shower.

You may now lick the fluoride wall for 15 seconds. Better cherish that fresh mint breath. Don’t forget to pay the lady

The internet is not for kids.

Repeat after me… “Enshitification”!

Oh that’s great. Fantastic. Can someone please feel the need to bring one of these into the country for observation or whatever people bring ticks for?

That’s one thing this country needs desperately right now… Some big problem or some sort. We’ve apparently ran out of problems and are actively looking for them as we speak.

This guy, tall big guy crying. Crying he says, big guy. Crying he says. He says. Mr Tuberous the nukes are in the brief case. He says the briefcase, crying. Big. A big guy. So I says, "yes of course! It must be

I got beach front before it was beach front! I love it!

Hilarious!

That’s barking up the wrong tree. Those fucking machines do nothing. The electoral college votes for whoever they want. That’s how trumpfus won and how he’ll win nex…oh actually he’s probably too old.

Papa John’s! Alright!

That amount of people reminds me of the Mexican independence parades done in Mexico yearly. Usually those parades have much more people density.

A green check!!! Wow! Sign me up baby!

For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!

I literally just tasted this at Costco…you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies… It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I’m gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.

Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!

Yup protests have no head to kill. So try as they may this will continue until we are sure no nazis are inside our political system.

Stop using it. I did and now I only use unofficial ways of watching the videos I want. And I download the ones I wanna watch again.

Oh its HPV! Dudes, get your vaccine before they stop making it!

Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. To me it looks like stuff sticking out of his lip I’ve seen it before. A manager at a previously loved company used to have one. More like this:

What is that stuff on his lips? Looks like pointy pimples. Is it an STD?

I know Lindsey Graham is waiting to laugh at Gretta when she tries to go into Iran to feed whoever might be left. Maybe something like “oh I hope they know how to ride donkeys!” That’s what we can expect now from those politicians.