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Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
Doesn’t all that extra weight damage the heart?
That’s why they take children for the job. “The children yearn for the hearts” as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
Might be the best use of AI I’ve seen
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kbThe images of the teens seem to be AI generated.
They have some crazy fingers.
The kid that dreams of “car driving” is holding the orange with broken fingers
That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔
Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?
I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.
That’s horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?
Whatever you do, avoid instructables
Add that to your block list so you aren’t tempted.
Neat, thanks!
Most old men have them. Just ask one.
That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I’ve got more
We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!
Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?
Right here
but my banan launcher is in the shop
so only orange
Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?
Pomelo cannon or bust
Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you’ve got there.
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…
I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.
So we’ve got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I’m pumped. We need more heros right now.
It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
That’s a good hero right there
That orange man took them fingers off them Teens. Where’s the outrage?
Cheaper than eggs
Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won’t be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.
Found the orange cannon engineer.
Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.
Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
