Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

Oh come on. You know.

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

Twice before lunch to be accurate

Looks like the artist is actually closer to those three points.

A Cockasaurus in the flesh.

Moms a real looker.

You sly fox

Not suitable for Lemmy?

That elevator doesn’t skip the 13th floor.

Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

Some would even say that these are the same exact crab and they can prove it by saying they’re using seeing

It’s Lemminietors and for the record, she shot the rock 3 times and tried to choke it out before calling for back up.