D.C. Washington D.C. Not Washington state.

I have no idea why anyone would subject children to this life right now. Women are losing autonomy, racism runs rampant. War criminals are nominating for Peace Prizes. Shit just all around sucks.

You’re stronger than me, friend. I’ve lost faith in people long ago.

Oh yeah. At a stop sign or traffic light, slow traffic, kinda rested my arms on the wheel and hit the horn on accident. Felt like an ass.

I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.

I’m hoping we get ranked choice voting more widespread because of it.

I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

I would expect him to try. Or at least complain about the “liberal judge”.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

They’re also already born, so they can’t pretend to be pro-life.

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

“I’m going to be rich, soon” they say while they’re considering payment plans for a Taco Bell order.

I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.

More than just sending the poor or prisoners out to “sweep” the field?

All I see is The Count

I never thought about it before, but why/how do some of the most secure places on the planet with some of the most important people in the States get delivery from a local Domino’s? It seems like a MASSIVE risk to the people or buildings.

And here I thought it was just the intro to an A7X song

Friend, I was excited that our house came with a central vacuum.