So like what, 20?
“$800 million worth”?
“Nobody wants”?Sounds like creative accounting…
I have $800M worth of lint in my belly button, apparently
Except these actually have value as scrap especially in the batteries.
Yup. Their boss controls the IRS. They’ll write them off, get a bailout check, and sale the remaining trucks to the US military. Triple dip the American tax payer.
They tried that in Canada and got caught. They’ll get a free handy for doing it in the US under Tump though.
That’s what Trump’s big legal battle with New York was about - lying about the value of a penthouse or something.
So much of these “rich” fuckers wealth is just bullshit on paper.
Gee, that’s too bad. I do Nazi the problem.
They have a lot of problems … they’re about this high … raises right hand up on the air palm down
Wait, now it’s only $700 million. $400 million. $34 million… And it’s $6.50.
Yeah, I guess there is someone out there who would buy a fleet of dumpster cars for $6.50.
I’d buy one for about tree-fiddy.
What!? You gave that damn monster another tree fiddy?
sprays loch ness monsta spray
Not today!
The photograph that says it all. Let’s remember Elon Musk for the Nazi that he is.
he doesnt look commited to it though, because hes doing the lip sucking thing that children do when they are unsure if they will get a bad reaction from it.
This photo is taken out of context, though. I mean, he slapped his chest before the salute, and he did it twice in a row… Ah shit nevermind, he’s a Nazi.
You had me for a second there bud.
The hand on his heart really does make you think twice about the meaning though, just like it did with that other guy.
Am I the only one that sees Adolfo “using” it and Musk “feeling” it?
Wow. I had no doubt it was a salute, but seeing them side-by-side is chilling
That cadence…
You can just tell it was practiced in front of a mirror with the video as model.
Is that price at full retail price or cost of parts. Either way, sounds like someone misjudged the market by a lot and needs to be ejected from their CEO role.
…into the sun.
Finally, a SpaceX mission we can all get behind.
He needs to go pick up his roadster.
I mean, if they are gonna get rid of it, I will take one for free. Free EV is a free EV if it breaks down 5 days later then I am in the same situation I was before getting the truck.
Just use it for the batteries and parts
Battery would be grand for a household solar install. Seats would be nice on the porch. The frunk can hold a lot of chicken feed, and the cabin would make a fine henhouse for a small flock.
This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.
I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.
Except it still cost you money. It still needs to be registered, titled, and plated. This means you will be in the negative after only having it for 5 days.
also the ~$5000 (?) clear coat… lol i bet those are all getting rusty in whatever lot they’re stored in.
If Chevy had released this truck it would have been ended up like the HHR but worse.
It’s not even good at being a truck, aside from the other shit.
At least the HHR had a functional rear-view mirror
Well you could take it camping and cut vegetables with the doors. …and use all the rust coming off it as an ingredient in your diy pottery glaze…that’s about it tho.
Just send them to Africa with the next batch of hats and t-shirts of whoever doesn’t win the NBA finals
You can’t run an African civil war with these. They’re not Toyotas.
Tesla stock is up 21% in the last week. What is going on?!
Speculators/inside traders betting on (more) favourable rule changes or a fat govt supply contract perhaps
dead cat bounce
All those retailer investors are going to get fucked so hard. They don’t even know they’re getting fed lies and end up bailing out the original investors who actually have money.
How is that $800 million WORTH? Is it a figure of speech?
Yes it’s a common phrase. If an apple costs $2, and you have 10 apples, then you have $20 worth of apples.
Sounds like any fires we see now should start as insurance fraud investigations
Hopefully they all
catch firesell.Fucking autocorrect am I right?
