Mobile dumpsters? Port o potties for the homeless? The possibilities are endless.
There’s probably a tax write off in there somewhere for Elon. Nice silver lining.
Came here just to upvote you.
So then they have $0 worth of cybertrucks.
-$800 million those weren’t free to build.
I’d love to know how much it costs to build each cybertruck, and visualise the other revenue loss of storing these, designing the machinery to build this shit and anything other costs that were factored into sales.
I wish the article would tell us how many units instead, for this very reason.
That’s literally in the second sentence of the article.
No, we don’t want the article to make us read. We want the article to grab our heads, pull our ears out and talk the information directly into our faces. You know, “tell us.”
Just looked again and you’re right lmao. I did read it, but somehow missed it.
Last I remember they sold for $80k, plus that makes the math trivial, so… 10000 vehicles?
Wow that has so much more impact to me, I can really visualise the endless parking lots full of them.
Or report their value as the scrap value or cost of materials
$0 worth
I’d be willing to pay that for a cyberdump. Wouldn’t mind the pubic lovingly trashing it either. It even traps passengers while burning like a complimentary self-cleaning oven feature. The disposal fee might be a bitch.
On further thought, it might not be worth it.
Just keep the windows down at all times. Then you can jump out and laugh at it when it’s on fire.
Id strip it for parts and convert a classic car with one if the price was right. (Free)
Tbh I’d take one for free. It might look kinda cool in my garden with plants growing out of it.
i would keep the battery, buy some solar panels, an inverter for my house, and sell the chassis as scrap metal
Ehhhh, that would require a cybertruck to look cool though.
There should be ways to elegantly conceal the obscenity of a cybertruck, if we’re talking about a picturesque garden .
Hide it behind a large tree or bush?
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And entire production lines configured to produce shit nobody wants.
If no one wants them, they’re not worth anything.
Cut to the Trump administration buying them all for $250,000 each.
There’s always scrap metal and selling the batteries for other purposes!
Sell them to ocean shipping companies … they can tie a chain around them and use them as boat anchors
They’d probably (definitely) suck at that too.
Watch them rust quickly in salty water
But sharks.
Then why the hell is the stock back over $300?!?
The Boring Company is propping up the price with the sales of NotAFlameThrowers to DOGE.
Because modern stock market is not controlled by buying and selling but rather by derivative markets esp off the book derivatives
I’d pay five thousand dollars for one. Round off the sharp corners and put a Honda sign on it and BOOM I beat capitalism.
All those preorders cancelled bc they lied about the price and the quality doesn’t match. Tesla was doing fine until the CEO got involved. Idk why those assholes wanted to give him billions of dollars as a bonus. Just absurd.
they probably want his name to be still have some recognition, because Xitter is a very useful tool for the right to control the supporters, that is more valuable than tesla.
if nobody wants them, they’re not worth $800million
Funny how “market rates” only mean “it will cost more for poor people” and never “our worthless product is worthless so we need to lower the price”
Good.
Eat shit, nazi
he probably does eat shit too. there’s probably some ultra rich bullshit delicacy that is like essence of baby turds or something that has stem cells and electrolytes.
fuck him and his digestibaby shit.
Two Elons, one truck.
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