too broke to travel --> doing my part

yea, i forgot bananas

in Lemmy you’re either male or trans woman

Trump: “no give, only take” - probably

not sure what Trump’s reaction will be

probably remove funding on random stuff

actually surprised took this long, two narcissists cooperating? yea right

and drugs

why he isn’t liked anymore?

i am trying not to go back to abusive relationships

never used Duolingo, but i think i can relate now, i had a toxic girlfriend that would talk to me in Portuguese, i don’t speak that language

a Mitch Hedberg variant

wonder how Smith’s career doing, not like he needs the money if he used it wisely, but probably didn’t

the meme is right

Tarzan did it first

nah, refined carbs are the real enemy

OP on the Secret Service?

secret service - public drama

posting this on LinkedIn would be considered as trolling

what a relief

it said “conservative” and “loved Jesus” which could be said about millions of people, was hoping something more particular