Idiots drink milk.

How many times do you see a predator sucking milk from a prey’s teat?

You must be my friend that got high cholesterol in his thirties.

I can tell from some of the pixels…

So, I was right.

My demented father cannot even use the bathroom correctly. He will not help me.

Remember, you are dealing with people that never cook, and for some reason think they know what they’re talking about.

Yep, you don’t cook.

IBEW local 26 here. They showed me that video too. That shook me for sure.

It was the first class experience I’ve had in the trade. That video was the last thing he showed us at the end of class.

Last thing he said was “don’t work hot” as we’re all packing up.

I’ll take “Movies of the Current Decade” for $1000, Alex.

I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

“OMG, I’m putting that!”

Great movie

The start of the baseball season! Go, Gunnar! Go, Adley! Go, Westy! Go, Mounty! Go, O’s!

Or she says:

“I’m fine.”

Nope. Cloud to Butt still works for me.

I love my local dish: crab cakes. I hate my local seasoning: Old Bay. Never bought a can in my life.

The thing is I am not trying to change him at all. I just want to do the right thing, and it just seems odd to me that someone would have these beliefs.

I’m so sad, bro. He’s coming over in an hour, and I’m so sad to cut him loose.

We are getting to the point I am afraid of. This sucks.

Where should I go?

Thanks, I appreciate the concern. I’ve had problems with him in the past. But, it was nothing I couldn’t overcome. But now, this is way bigger than me.