It’s weird no one has mentioned, but never wear a condom.

Caretaker for my father. Lots of poop.

Also still paying my dues to the electrical union. That was a dirty AF job. Miss it a bunch, tho.

Dude might be a cocker spaniel. They hate vacuums.

Hopefully AI will help aid social skills at some point.

Thank God you made this comment. I thought I was alone.

I use it for porn too. But I joined a site that makes it very easy to do. Super fun, but the initial rush has worn off. Still pretty rewarding, tho.

Lower back went out

My three haven’t gotten the memo, I guess.

Headshots in video games.

I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

Becoming a federal felon.

Bussy

It’s holes and poles, my man.

The people that made money investing in Tesla. I have a friend that made a ton of of Elon. But I’m a good boy, and bite my tongue about it.

Oh yeah? We still have more guns.

/s

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

First World Problems

Virginity

To all of you AI haters out there, stay away from the two minute papers yt channel. You’ll get very sad at the actual state of AI.

I wish there was an emoji shovel for a situation like this.