A double width bus chair
Fuck
Reading this on the toilet, literally it’s toilet paper
Whole roll, though!
One… More… Square…
looks at radiator dubiously
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
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We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
Well, safety first
A wall?!
Toilet paper? All according to plan
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
Cup.
Uhhhh
My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.
Don’t look up “anal vore”
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
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Whew, just a coffee mug.
A mirror. Or… Myself?
haha nvidia shield toblerone remote
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶
Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What’s on my left… the sun?
You sleeping on a park bench?
TIL back yards exist
