Until 2021 NYPD cops required 12 pound trigger pulls to prevent accidental discharges, but which also reduced accuracy and led to shooting bystanders.

Now they switched to five pound pulls and their guns start going off randomly?

Without selective pressure our brains won’t change, and definitely not on the timescale of thousands of years.

My ninth grade homeroom teacher seemed pretty okay but he kept a fifth of Jack in his desk so maybe that helped

The traits that allow a species to achieve global dominance are not compatible with long term survival.

Don’t forget the old chestnut “protecting American interests”

2400 baud on a Packard Bell running Windows 3.1, connecting to AOL for an hourly rate.

Ran up a $300 bill the first month hanging around seedy chat rooms

Maybe this is the nuclear winter that will cancel out global warming

My dopamine:

I bet with practice you could cut a notch in a spoon with a knife that would do the same thing

So what you’re saying is my dad held a smoldering match against my leg while I screamed for fun?

One should always be drunk

The problem isn’t that it’s impossible, but that humans are so awful they simply can’t do something like this without infighting and bickering and blame.

Clutch pedal is either on the wrong side or the French are weirder than I thought.

That’s clearly a right hand drive which means it’s a bruv

Well Then I Guess They Want People to Make Jokes About The Tick

I would make one and blame OP for their terrible capitalization

They make spoons specifically for removing ticks.

So they’re going to take what was once the best place for honest reviews and make it shittier.

Glad they don’t have an API or it would make the internet worse.

If it doesn’t remove him from office or kill him it’s not bad enough.

It’s a long, long way down and there’s no climbing back so wave bye bye