For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Teeth.
Ouch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=En6gbF34Hfc
Futurama - Thompson’s teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
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Glass.
My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he’d chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it’s a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he’d just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I’m gonna go with bananas.
Were you a terrible kid? Sounds super passive aggressive (and kind of hilarious)
Nah he’s just always had no self awareness when it comes to the noises he makes. Lots of loud chewing while you’re trying to eat, grunting and snorting in the middle of a conversation, full-volume “whispering” in movie theaters, etc. He’s not even hard of hearing or anything (dude hears like a bat, honestly), he’s just a very loud guy lmao
Those asmr mukbang videos. I can’t stand asmr sounds in general, eating makes it worse
My captor must have had experience working help desk. I’ve endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
Cottage cheese with nuts in it.
My dad eating cereal. Every spoonful was slurped loudly.
CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
Does homeboy not know about crabcakes? All the taste, none of the pain in the ass and paying for the privilege of preparing your own food. Just get them somewhere that doesn’t use filler.
Torture? My genitals and not in a fun way.
Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn’t had to care in 6 decades.
It’s polite to slurp it.
I know the cultural context.
But it will never stop being viscerally disgusting to my personal sensibilities.
Every time I just suck it up. Pun intended.
Back in the day, a girlfriend of mine eating fries and mayo. She is a professor at Leuven University now, very smart mind, sweet and handsome…but you wouldn’t take her out to the snackbar because she would eat like a hungry pig.
…m…mayo?
It’s a Dutch thing…“patatje mayo”.
And Belgian!
Belgian thick fresh cut twice fried fries and Belgian mayo, better than anything we Dutch serve in our snackbar
Groningse Brander mayo > Belgian mayo, but only by a little.
But Belgian cut fries are superior! Though I like Bram Ladage fries.
And German. And French. And Polish. And Danish. And Spanish. And I thought it was pretty universal? Guess it’s European.
Anyway, fuck ketchup.
Ice cubes
I have a condition called misophonia. Just kill me instead. Please.
Same. I hate eating with other people unless theirs a loud tv/music in the background. I have found that those loop earplugs help with it at least but then you have to answer questions about what those are.
Oh my god those loop earplugs have been a lifesaver! Started using them about a year ago. Can’t recommend them enough for anyone else suffering
You’re afraid of Japanese soup?
Fake Japanese soup specifically
As someone who likes watching people eat this won’t work on me. I’m into this shit.
2 girls, 1 cup?
Two attractive women enjoying a hot meal?
It doesn’t bother me either but I’m a glutton, so I immediately pivoted to foods I enjoyed but the torture was just that I was able to hear/watch them enjoy something I really wanted to share.
