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I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
Now that’s an amazing headline.
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
We’ll have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn’t that an admission that your business has no value?
I’m a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.
Raytheon is putting “more value into the world” than these shitheads.
“Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we’ll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?”
This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it’s a spectacle.
(Edit for clarification: I think both are bad, and one has a strong causal relationship with the other but I am not sure I would pick Raytheon personally. It’s a bit too overtly evil for my tastes)
Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.
This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.
Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.
Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs
he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.
I have the same hair and it’s fucking impossible
It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don’t have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.
It’s an improvement over his last haircut. He looks like he actually goes outside sometimes now, too.
He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don’t know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren’t saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
Zuckerburg says “Today I ate a sandwich!”
Nobody cares.
But wait…the full quote was “Today I ate a sandwich…of babys!”
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he’s a billionaire.
he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?
Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.
This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.
Maybe think about not saying shit that you’d be afraid would leak.
well that is what he’s saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so “value-destroying”.
One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.
Sounds like lady shit
r/nottheonion
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
“I don’t like it when people find out what I really think”
- says a lizard person
Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I’d be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
a terrorist.
and remember folks… there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism…
welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.
