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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Git good, son

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.

    Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn’t you?

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      I’ve heard from a lot of women that a portion of men take any attempt to provide suggestions as a direct attack on their masculinity

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        This happens when providing suggestions to anyone about anything when you’re dealing with an insecure person.

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        Not just men, I’m a lesbian and I’ve experienced this with women too. Some people are really sensitive to constructive criticism especially during intimacy.

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          especially during intimacy.

          Well that does make sense when you think about it. That’s when you’re at your most vulnerable. I personally wouldn’t mind because lust overpowers all of my other emotions during sex lmao. Though for some people, I think it would be best to talk about it after the deed is done.

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            Yup that’s definitely why. And a lot of people other than the hyper sexual have a lot of insecurities around sex even if they didn’t grow up in a culture that made it taboo.

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        Well that’s just two reasons not to date them since those guys all probably listen to Tate.

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    Removed by mod

  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    Well, let me practice.

  • Lido@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Maybe I’m wrong, but I read this as a woman’s response to Republicans.

  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won’t give up.

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      Tell him it’s not going to happen. It’s okay if it doesn’t. The important part is he tried.

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        I keep a box of “You Tried!” stickers in my nightstand for this very reason

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Squeezing balls make wonders or so I heard.

      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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        FACT!

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        As someone without balls, can you explain?

        • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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          The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.

          • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Absolutely none of that feels good to breasts in my experience, but thank you for the info!

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            TMI warning, but I actually prefer this everytime I fuck now, having my balls cupped and squeezed, it makes sex so much better. It’s just constant stimulation when going for the in-stroke and out-stroke, and then it feels great when nutting.

            Unfortunately, it can sometimes depend on the shape of a woman’s body if she can easily do it. If a woman has a dump truck ass, she may not be able to reach around her phat ass to get your balls. I wish there was something I could wear in that situation that felt the same, but I don’t know that a testicle pouch would really do it. Plus, it’d be weird to ask a partner to let me wear it before sex.

            • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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              If a woman has a dump truck ass,

              She has a what now?

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                Indeed, dump truck ass has been colorfully describing big booties in songs and social media for over a decade now.

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      Have you heard about that wild thing you can do called “communication”

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        “It’s ok babe, I’m good, my thighs are sore.”
        “No, I’m gonna get you off tonight!”

        Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn’t mean the sex was bad, it doesn’t mean I wasn’t satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.

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          Okay but if that’s his response then put your foot down and tell him in no uncertain terms that you are finished

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          If the follow up to you saying you’re done is them demanding to keep going, that is coercive and fucked up. I wouldn’t suggest lying in response unless you never plan to see them again, though, or if you feel safe and plan to address it later. It’s just as fucked up to keep up with the lie afterwards as it is to be coercive, imo. Both play coercive, indirect ways of refusing respect, and the tit-for-tat dynamic risks setting up a breeding grounds of resentment for at least the person maintaining a lie. It also denies the coercive person the opportunity for growth.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      No, no, no. All things on the internet are 100% true.

      • pyre@lemmy.world
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        She’s referring to the orgasm

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    As a femdom fan, I fully support this idea

  • infinite_ass@leminal.space
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    Because being a jerk is more fun than sex?

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      It’s a shitpost youre not allowed to bring logic into this

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        I didn’t even read the community title. Sorry. My mistake.

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    I dumped a woman when she told me she faked her orgasms. Good sex requires honesty, trust, and communication. It’s impossible to get better when either person is being dishonest.

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      Good, fuck her. Or not fuck her in this case. I’ve dated two or three guys that had honesty issues, and the relationship crumbled very quickly after I figured it out. Without trust there’s no respect, no cooperation, no kindness.

  • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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    I always think of Kramer saying he faked orgasms, LOL. 🤣

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    Imagine not being able to make a woman organism.

    It’s like a Dark Souls SL 1 run for incel chuds irl.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Tbf most men don’t have that much input in the process of making woman organisms. They’re just expected to buy pickles and ice cream from time to time.

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    Hell yea, and when she STANK gift her some summers eve.

    Let her know that shit stale.

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    Lmao

  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    I JUST HAD SEX

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      I kissed a girl and I liked it, but as I’m a heterosexual man, that’s not especially transgressive.

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        Let’s be honest, two girls kissing, I have never seen anyone have an issue with that as long as they also kissed boys. Also kiss is a euphenism here. Yes lesbians were seen as wgtow and somewhat persecuted but bi-curious hetero girls? Absolutely never seen that even hinted at. In fact a lot of pop culture put that on a pedestal. Because it’s hot.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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          It was a reference to a crappy Katie Perry song. But I repeat myself.

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          Unavailability to men, real or perceived without monastic levels of chastity is often where the persecution comes in. It tends to be directed towards lesbians, but bi women often face it once they are seen as not partaking in men’s fetishization of them

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            Are bi women not seen as available? I mean, are they bi sexual if they don’t consider men as potential partners? It seems to me if they don’t, then they’re lesbians and yes I agree this is more stigmatized by the diseased culture.

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              Well my friend’s wife is still very much bisexual despite being monogamously married to a woman.

              Another friend’s fiancée decided to stop pursuing men before she met her wife to be, but she remains attracted to men.

              My two friends in these situations are, like me, lesbians and just not attracted to men, as opposed to choosing not to pursue them for other reasons

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      Nice, and your partner(s)?

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        They just had sex, too.

    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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      AND IT FELT SO GOOD

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        (felt so good)

        • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          A WOMAN LET ME PUT. MY. PENIS. INSIIIIIIIDE OF HER

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      How is your mum feeling about it?

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        I don’t really talk to my mother, she’s an alcoholic.

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    > Lies there like a dead fish
    > Barely participates
    > Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
    > “Why are men so bad at sex?”

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      Have you tried giving instructions? My experience is everyone is different and some people need to be told what to do. Is that a fit for you? Maybe not then move on.

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        Any female lucky enough to end up in bed passed out from pleasure, so can’t say I’ve ever had this problem.

        (for the daft: obviously I’m not being serious)

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          Can you rewrite what you said but this time use English?

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            You’re an average USAmerican, aren’t you?

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              It is called USian. Often, but not always, goes with a red hat and multiple flags.

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              Pretty sure calling women “females” is given the side eye in every English dialect.

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                Males, females. What’s wrong with that?

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                  It’s dehumanizing.

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        “move your arse… faster… faster… Now put your hand on your tits…”

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          This but unironically.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Mom?

      • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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        WAIT

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        Dad?

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          Dr Scott?

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            Janet?

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              Brad‽‽

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                Rocky!

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                  Mr. Krabs

            • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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              Bing Hi there!

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                Hey girrrrl?!

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                  ☝️ Not a girl.

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