Comme c’est excitant!

Bro there’s totally a way we can keep stroking Google, but like, in a way that Google doesn’t really enjoy it and neither do we.

Just wait until the difference is so slight that none of us can tell the difference.

Strawberry is"the pink" and that’s fine, but chocolate is most certainly not “the stink.”

“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”

I kinda can’t understand Yang going all-in on this… Who would want to associate themself with “the Nazi salute guy?”

Feels like we could have saved our perpetually-strained justice system a lot of ass-ache by just… Sentencing these motherfuckers properly the first time.

I used to be against it, then my PC died in the early COVID days and the only (practical) way I could get a future-proofed replacement was to get a pre-built, and they all had RGB.

From there, though, it grew on me. Like so many other things I enjoy about working with computers, the learning process was just super enjoyable for me.

I read about different standards (RGB vs aRGB, 3 pins vs 4 pins, this module or that one, this software vs that), tried a few things, and got it looking like I wanted. Now I’m using OpenRGB to make my own patterns that match the room or the weather or whatever wallpaper I’ve got. Turning understanding into control and self-expression just feels good man.

Also, there’s a pretty significant chance that these “arcades” won’t be stocked with cool, nostalgic, actually-fun-to-play games, but rather the usual crop of scammy gashapon* bullshit.

Uno Reverse Card:

• Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
• “We’re not so different, you and I”
• High-five
• True gender-equality finally accomplished

Oh, goofing off, for sure. I’ve got my feet up and I’m watching old episodes of King of the Hill right now.

But also my whole staff shifted to working four ten-hour shifts for the summer, so we’re all off today (and every Friday for the duration of the summer break). One of the “perks” of working for public schools.

According to this video, the important part is a V-shaped notch with bevelled edges, cut into some thin piece of plastic.

There are few greater antipoles to me and “my whole thing” than my dad, but… He taught me the value of being cautious, and to take time to extensively evaluate pros and cons before I made important decisions. I took that ball and ran with it, and now I am routinely praised by my peers for my ability to foresee potential pitfalls and preemptively negate them, and reflexively I think of my dad who would suggest that it was just common sense.

Of course it’s not just “common sense” – but rather a curious mindset and an intentional thought process – and you instilled that in me, Dad. Thank you.

My grandfather used to say this all the time. He was such a humble man, too, so it always got a good “dad joke” chuckle. Glad to see it’s still out there.

I always assumed they were just another way for people to broadcast mundane factoids about themselves to total strangers that don’t care. Like an early form of social media, if you will.

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

Just think of all the time you save. It adds up!

SINGLED

These adapters were perfect… The only problem was that personal CD players of the same era skipped when you looked at them wrong.