I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

Bro just buy a house and avoid paying rent. I bought a townhouse in 2016 and it was awesome. I took me about 10 years to save up the full amount and I had to live with my parents until then but it was worth it. Don’t throw your money away on rent.

I prefer buying my coffee and chocolate directly from the child slave labour. None of that free trade shit. It makes me feel connected to a past I never lived in.

Bro I wish death on people all the time. Sometimes to their face. It’s fucking awesome.

I once got banned from that subreddit for asking a question that was too stupid

Obama should have droned him when he had a chance.

Whatever happened to that Edward Snowden loser?

You know it’s some ancient post because it had awards.

I like hanging out in parking lots at Walmarts and to scam boomers coming back with a load of groceries

Reddit mods are such cucks for power that they cave when it’s threatened to be removed

It’s like when parents go after the drug dealers than blame their own kid for doing drugs.