Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
How big are your bites? The number of bites a sandwich has depends on their size.
Normal i think.
My wife is 12 to 15 bites though
Bread comes in too many different shapes and sizes for this to have a universal answer.
I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?
A nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.
Doing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅
The Internet was never the same after Europe adopted the 10-bit metric byte.
This would make for an awesome Cyberpunk TTRPG setting… an evil villain letting free a virus that transforms every bit into a 10-bit metric byte. Items being unusable unless decoded, etc.
All units that use body parts are US ones.
How many foreskins is that?
I didn’t know sandwiches can bite
Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.
Checks out, at least if you represent the string “sandwich” in ASCII.
in 8-bit ascii
That’s a 64 bits sammich.
Each bit is an ingredient.
2 bits bread
1 bit ham
1 bit cheese
1 bit lettuce
1 bit tomato
1 bit pickles
1 bit mayonnaise
So when you divide it all out, it’s only 8 bites.
It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.
I prefer my sandwich
tar.xzcompressed over.zip
12:
Corner bite - a balance of crust and content, a display of delayed gratification
Good bite - because you did so well delaying your gratification
Corner bite - because you hope the richness of The Good Bite will transfer somewhat
Navigating the last corner:
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Rotate for a heavily crust>content corner bite - the build up
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Deliberately smaller, last of the crust bite - the set up
Last Good Bite - smaller than The Good Bite but, equally, aren’t you clever
X 2
Cut your sandwich into triangles. This gives you 4x good bites & 8x corner bites without size differences.
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Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.
All of them.
I’m sorry.
I can finish in 5, 4 if I put in a little effort, 2 if I really need to.
Zero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.
And where am I taking them from, smarty pants?
The same place your lap goes when you stand up
If someone left a bite in my sandwich I’d be very upset.
☝️🤓
What if the bread is… Not square?
It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you’d cared about that you’d have realized it’s a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I’ll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚
Don’t think OP has embarrassed themselves.
(Ingredients-1)2 +2
9-12
I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.
But, I’m a wacky, inconsistent li’l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don’t think I ever exceed 12 bites. That’s a pretty solid ballpark range.
How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?
You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate
You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.
