The fabled MegaSD card

Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

SomeBODY

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

When there aren’t proper protections in place for frivolous lawsuits. It costs them more to fight than it would to just advertise on the platform. Time for Ben & Jerry’s to make an “eat the rich” flavor with Musk’s face on the carton to advertise on X!

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!