You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?
Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?
Edit: I’m stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…
I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…