At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

It’s just an unending cycle of collecting rings and then losing them all when something comes out of nowhere and knocks you on your ass.

Now that I think about it, making them rings was kind of a heavy-handed choice…

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis???

If her friends don’t cum- and if they don’t cum- well they’re no friends of mine

I relate to the baby that was apparently too ugly to eat

Damn, people just straight-up don’t care about the content of an image if they see an opportunity to go on a tangent.

I wonder how ridiculous you have to make the text- paired with a pictograph of a problematic take like the original for this one- before people realize it’s not actually repeating the original sentiment or even saying anything at all

Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that’s too large to be depicted here

I don’t know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that’s how I’m gonna see us from now on.

You guys have fun fuckin’ that dragon. I’m gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️

Hell yeah, rip 'em all day (when the setting is appropriate to do so)

Nah, these aren’t dogs. They’re definitely uteran, in honor of Women’s History Month!

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

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And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won’t even get a cool song to sing :\

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything

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What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them “bwush :3”

So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don’t even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that’d be wayyy faster and easier.

What the fuck? These assholes stole my catchphrase

I have learned to circumvent this issue by simply never being important enough to be invited to formal events.

It’s worked well thus far, though nobody seems to notice.

If Harris loses, I don’t even want to think of what the next four years will bring. But, whichever way it goes, I take at least some small solace in knowing the PAC text spam will finally shut the fuck up for a little while…