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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Do tell!!!

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    I do know something about something

    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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      Must be nice. I can’t even tie my shoes.

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        If you start with the laces correctly run through the eyelets along the tongue, and with each end roughly the same length, you can pull the lace ends directly up, cross them in an X shape, then pass one end below the x, and pull the slack out of that. Then make a loop on each lace tail, but with opposite chirality. Reach your thumb and index finger through each loop, and grab the edge of the opposing loop which is further from the end of the lace. Now pull each loop through the other, tighten up the knot, and dress it until it looks presentable. If the resulting knot is 90 degrees from the intended direction, use the alternate chirality on each of the loops next time to fix that.

        A bonus of this approach is that it’s the same on your shoe as it is on someone else’s, so you can help children with their shoes more easily.

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    Idk my bff Jill

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    I know that I know nothing, that must count as something right?

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      "If you know that you know nothing, then that means you know 1 thing; which would cancel out the fact that you know nothing, making you a fool.

      The key is to recognize that you only know that you’ve more to learn about the things you do not know, though you don’t know what those may be. Only then can you never be mistaken in these regards."

      I read that on a fortune cookie once.

  • Kertyna@feddit.nl
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    Nope, sorry. Can’t help you with that.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I know a thing or two about video games.

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    Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

    • mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub
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      Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything

      Abridged version

    • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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      Man, I already don’t do verbs at people. I’m posting this to a website though, and that doesn’t involve people, but if you choose to read it, then I’m delighted. If we have that layer of internet abstraction, then we can do whatever we want?

      I’m gonna go outside and touch some grass.

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      Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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      That’s what she said

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    I know some things but I charge an hourly rate.

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    Free information dump:

    All independently fact-checked and verified accurate as of this morning

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      i dunno if i was jesus and had to watch person after person blast rope to waluigi hentai i’d want to be crucified

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        You have to imagine that Jesus enjoys it, then it makes sense. Like Sisyphus

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          I imagine that the boulder sisyphus pushes wouldn’t roll downhill if the top of the hill weren’t so slippery from zeus constantly blasting rope to waluigi hentai

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            I like the fact that your username makes it seem like you’re walking into a church while saying this and then you realize you’re not at the YMCA

            • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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              well the ymca gets upset if I do that kind of thing

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                Young Men Capitulate to Authority

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      I can’t believe you’re just giving all of this away for free smh

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    I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.

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    Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took

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      Don´t know much about geography Don´t know much trigonometry Don´t know much about algebra Don´t know what a slide rule for

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    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

    Parasitic wasps will paralyse spiders and lay eggs inside them, then the spider will slowly die being eaten alive by wasp larva from the inside.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      What about fig wasps

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    Those who know, do not speak.

    Those who speak, do not know.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      And you’re one of them?

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        …

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    I have a lot of experience with ignoring my problems.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Do tell

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    I saw a video once, so I’m pretty much an expert in it.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Tell me less

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