You know full well this is bullshit advice. I can’t murder someone and most people can’t do it, let alone flee and evade a militarized force with an ungodly budget.

Until some bastard up on Denali shot a football through it, just so humanity would feel loss for the first time in 15,000 years.

They grieved over a bulb cause they hadn’t lost anything else.

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE A GIRL GODDAMN IT

Oregon is the best.

Academia 4XX AF from Final Fantasy XIII-2! (It’s also my favorite Final Fantasy.)

With this playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuw_AJ3iNc

Nothing, his hands were fine, he was just horsin’ around.

Racism and transphobia?

:/

Trans and disabled, so that limits my options a bit.

I think I’d just go back to 2011 and just vibe.

Pick any or all from this list that may help:

• Lose weight and adopt a fitness routine.
• Find clothing that fits, is in style, and looks like you dress with a bit of effort. Avoid graphic t-shirts and jeans paired together. Clothing shouldn’t be loose, and should fit your body well.
• Groom yourself. Shave your face, sculpt your beard. Learn light makeup. Shower, brush your teeth, and perhaps see a dentist; if your mouth smells like decay, no one’s gonna kiss you.
• Expend effort on what you look like.
• Change mindset and behavioral patterns. Be presentable, well-dressed, and clean, and don’t hunt for women; male-attracted women will come around sometimes.

It really is about taking care of yourself. No one would want a guy who doesn’t take care of himself. For that matter, when women exhibit similar, they’re ignored and rejected as well.

You got this.

I wish I could use both hands, remember faces, and walk without a cane.

Of course, there is always someone who says they wish they could have both hands, be able to remember anything, and walk at all.

And there are people who have no limb who wish they could have one, and would long for any mobility at all.

I’m grateful for what I got, but in a true human sense, I want more.

Hate to break your heart over this, but it ain’t gonna happen. Give up on your dreams of arbitrarily changing orthography with an inconsistent look to the past, and realize that we have “th” in place, which was already taught to English speakers, and is present on every keyboard.

I got two languages on my phone, and I’m not about to install the goddamn Icelandic keyboard so I can triple-tap past Japanese and type some sort of bullshitty shortcut to “th” which were already present on my second keyboard, English.

I’m playing it too, mostly I’m just struggling to go whack Heismay and instead just playing Monster’s Expedition yet again.

Monster’s Expedition never gets old.

I wish Metaphor had amounted to more, and I’m frustrated to see yet another calendar RPG.

It’s not a bad game, but it’s the same food they’ve made for decades.

Not even protect, really, but also “ensure they experience not the slightest discomfort nor the smallest penalty of law, and make sure their ever-expanding demand for luxury is exceeded in every measure.”

~guillotines are good for the environment~

Oh no! It looks like you don’t have enough block! Would you like to buy enough block to survive this round with 1 HP for $0.99?

Fuckin’ grows out of the ground!

Who’s a jammy bastard?

They came from here!

https://www.aoolia.com/product-audition-round-purple-glasses-cid342-og10359-c1

I’ve got them in that blue/yellow gradient too.

THEY HAVE ACTUAL FUKKEN BASS YO

I forgot how some of my music used to sound like with my old V-Modas (which I stopped wearing outside cause they’re too heavy, isolating, and they detract from my aesthetic.)

Mine are Openrun Pro 2, and they don’t seem to leak; had my wife check at five feet while I had them at max volume.

Those are my downvotes; seems a bit presumptuous for me to auto-grant my own approval to a post. I have Lemmy set this way.

(Everyone’s got their own opinion about votes and how to use them, and that’s alright.)