Musk’s repeated outbursts against advertisers have dried up the main source of revenue for the loss-making company formerly known as Twitter. A recent decision to sue them for heeding his own advice to not buy ads on the platform hasn’t helped. At some point, he will have to provide a fresh infusion of cash to salvage his $44 billion takeover.
why would anybody save twitter
Ego.
To be king of the shit pile
wait i thought that was my role here
I’ll give him a 1099A and two Fox Stamps for it.
I’ll give him a flick to the nose and shoelaces that are tied together
Let both burn
The problem with Tesla really is Elon.
If he sells his majority stake, I suspect it would be a lot better.
The biggest reason against buying them is him. They also make more than cars (their powerwalls seem alright).
If X fails though, I suspect all those bigots will flood over to here (Facebook and X seem to be distracting them for now).
Let them have their nazi prison. Just make it not profitable
Having worked with Tesla I can tell you not all their problems would leave with Elon, but it would certainly be a great start.
The people who aren’t buying Teslas because they hate Musk aren’t gonna change their mind because he sold some stock. The company is tainted forever.
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The board is filled with Elon sycophants equally as stupid as him.
The company is tainted forever.
…he didn’t found the company, engineer the cars, systems, nor infrastructure: there’s a lot of salvageable value in tesla if he goes away…
The only real engineering he’s done is likely the boring company (who the duck wants to drive in a claustrophobic one lane tunnel) and the submarine thing the cave divers said wouldn’t work (so he called them pedos)
He didn’t engineer anything because he doesn’t know how. At most he drew some kindergarten levels drawings on a white board.
The reality is… He is an engineer. Not all engineers have good ideas.
The difference is, he won’t accept criticism
I do software development and have had a few crap ideas (I once thought I could make a optimised OpenGL library using Matricies). The difference between normal people and him, is that when I got told it was a crap idea, I deleted the project. When he gets a crap idea, he attacks the person giving feedback, so there is NO incentive to provide anything but good feedback
When you’re surrounded by yes men you’ll only increasingly become over confident in yourself
No, Elon isn’t an engineer. He doesn’t have an engineering degree from an ABET certified school, no FE or PE license, nor does he understand basic engineering or design principles.
You can lick his boots and lie all you want, but Elon is a rich bitch trust fund baby who takes credit for the ideas of others and you defend him.
They won’t a tiny amount… But controlling share they might.
I can’t afford a Tesla. However, my biggest concern is that musk will half arse firmware or sabotage the company somehow.
If he doesn’t have controlling share, that’s a win and I suspect quality control will likely improve too
Not forever. Just as long as he has a share of it.
I mean i am too poor and don’t need a car but i could see myself buying a tesla once elon really is gone and the other two factors change for me.
Personally I’d be wary of putting a giant brick of lithium in my house, especially from a company with the questionable quality control of Tesla.
I agree partially, but in practice, the LFP batteries should be fine (I would never trust the PowerWall 2).
Unfortunately, been looking at other alternatives, and there don’t seem to be many seamless home batteries that cut in instantly in the event of a power outage (like an online UPS) either.
The reality is though, I expect Tesla to lose this market anyway (they only just introduced the PowerWall 3 in AU… Even cheap chinese manufacturers have been using LFP for a while)
If he sells it all, I’ll buy a Tesla the next day. Until then, dinosaur bones for me. Unless an economical and very powerful aftermarket swap parts become readily available.
I wouldn’t. The board is filled with Elon sycophants. Tesla manufacturing remains subpar.
Notice he isn’t going to put his SpaceX shares up for sale.
I don’t know much about trading stock, but I do know SpaceX is not a publicly traded company. That means his buyers for those shares are super limited, so each potential buyer would likely be super wealthy and would have more say over the company than any one individual in the horde of public buyers that would buy up the Tesla stock. Plus, him needing to divest from Tesla might actually drive Tesla stock up a little, since he won’t have as much control of the company as he did before. It seems he would still be the largest shareholder after the selloff, but this would close the gap between him and the next largest shareholder. He owns over 3x more Tesla stock than the next largest shareholder.
I’m noticing, but failing to see why that’s significant. Is something interesting going on with spaceX?
He’s using Tesla, a publicly traded company, as a piggy bank and transfering wealth from it to the privately owned Twitter and SpaceX. This is stealing from Tesla shareholders but because they’re fucking idiots they’re just letting it happen instead of dumping their stock and suing.
You get what you pay for.
Oh no think of all the journalists that will have to work instead of quoting twitter for 3 scrolls straight!
I believe the appropriate thing to say to Elon here is, “go fuck yourself.”
Let me be very clear 👌go fuck yourself 👌
👎 𝓰ℴ 𝒻𝓾𝒸𝓴 𝔂ℴ𝓾𝓇𝓼ℯ𝓵𝒻, 𝓮𝓁𝓸𝓃 🖕
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💩
I nominate Steven Ogg for the task.
Too slow, gotta use Smokin’ Joe
Aaaand it’s stuck in my head again
You can thank @Nougat@fedia.io and @juliebean@lemm.ee for talking about hycybh the other day and getting me interested. My household is so grateful for the new songs lol.
Fruit Salad absolutely rocks. It is a musical masterpiece. More and more layers get piled on until it finally finishes, as though to say, “I could do more, but you couldn’t handle it.”
Interesting 🤔
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If he sells enough Tesla stock, he may save both companies!
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Except I’m not sure what he is planning will save Twitter
Agreed, I just cant tell if extreme ineptitude for a tech bro ceo or intentional.
Free market capitalism will say to let it fail.
The market couldn’t bear his fragile, bigoted ego.
HATERS will say it’s fake
Oh that’s okay they’ll make an exception for him. He’s too rich.
Big if true.
BIG
*if true
if (mode(FREE_MARKET_CAPITALISM) == TRUE) { big(); }
You don’t need
" == True"
except if it’s the name of a variable that’s not boolean, in which case it wouldn’t make sense to name it “True”.-1
Some languages have nullable booleans where evaluating them directly may lead to errors. An example is PowerQuery M, which is designed for data queries and transformations, where “no value” may be distinct from “false”.
The syntax of the example most definitely isn’t M, but I’m just saying, such languages exist.
You do realize this is a joke, right? That this is not a programming community, so a little clarity of said joke may be beneficial?
Sometimes it’s better to go with the flow, and not overthink things. 😊
I know I’m just a big nerd 😆
You do realize that was a joke?
This guy ifs.
Maybe, or they else.
Why not both?
Free market only matters when adhering to it fucks consumers.
Let that sink in.
What an unfunny dipshit. He actually thought that was clever.
Look at his smile, he’s so proud. As if he just invented the concept of the pun. “You get it guys? Sink in, but it also means, like, a sink you can wash your hands in? So funny. Hysterical. Guys, please laugh.”
It is clever, he told everyone up front that he was there to sink the company.
I thought that actually was the joke of this stunt, and he was being sarcastic. Was that not it?
I think it was originally supposed to be “let that sink in” so they let it in.
But, yeah unless there’s some kind of 5D chess that I’m not seeing, he is sinking it.
Maybe since he’s full MAGA now, he’s merely decided he’s tired of winning.
It might’ve been funny if he was remotely likable. Turns out that humor depends highly on not being an asshole.
Nah, the problem is there’s just nothing humorous about it. Not even Robin Williams could’ve made that bit work, and everybody loves him. (RIP)
I actually don’t care for Robin Williams. I don’t actively dislike his stuff, I just find his humor off-putting. Good Morning Vietnam was OK.
I thought everybody loves Raymond?
His abusive wife clearly doesn’t .
We should at least Love Lucy.
Yeah, he is sinking it.
I have to give Musk credit. At least he help narrow my car buying decision to know at least one brand that I’ll never buy.
He also removed an option for home battery storage solutions for me.
I was talking with a solar company about a solar install with battery storage last year, and they only offered the Powerwall as an option. I literally laughed at them and said there was no way I was tying an enormously expensive piece of home infrastructure to Tesla, because they couldn’t guarantee it’d keep working if Tesla decided to shift direction.
I have rejected every one of the endless stream of door to door solar panel sellers primarily because not ONE would leave me substantial documentation of any kind to decide if I wanted to talk to them - the only thing they wanted was a full “consultation.” My view is that if you can’t give me something that illustrates genearlly what you are about to pitch to me, then you probably just want the chance to apply some shady sales tactics.
Were these door to door guys? Did you go with them? Do you have any opinions on the door to door guys? 🙂
No, this was part of a group buy program in my area, which was designed to reduce prices. I ended up turning them down because it was still more expensive than it seemed like it should be, and they were going with an older single inverter system instead of a newer and more efficient micro inverter system.
I’ve heard the door to door guys tend to massively upcharge. I haven’t had any come through here, though, so I don’t have any direct experience.
Thanks! (Sorry for the late reply.) Any particular resources you’d recommend for research? Everything I find googling is either immediately clearly an advertisement, or becomes clearly an advertisement as I continue reading.
Honestly I don’t have anything specific I’d recommend. When I was looking into it, I just did a ton of reading on forums along with articles about how to get everything set up. I also looked at the prices I was offered compared to the prices I’d be able to pay elsewhere, and got quotes from several different companies.
In the end there were a bunch of reasons I didn’t go with solar. I really love it as an idea, and I really want to do it, but it’s enormously expensive. There are lease options, but they’re also expensive and many of them seemed predatory. My utility ended their purchasing program for solar-generated power, and I’m still required to pay a large monthly fee to be connected to the grid, so I couldn’t plan to offset my costs there either. The tax credits are helpful, but you still need to pay up front.
Thanks! I appreciate this analysis - and predatory is exactly how I felt about the people who came to my door, even if they were polite and friendly, and even though I couldn’t seem to dig out that word.
Super Helpful!
There are many reasons to avoid Tesla, regardless of Musk. The complete lack of independent repair was my deal breaker, but you’ll find your own. Their competition is looking pretty good these days, too.
Oh nooo 😂
Anyway
Maybe the Saudis and Qataris will chip in some more cash to help him out.
Is there any basis to that conspiracy theory besides some grudge about the arab spring against twitter and its agitators?
What conspiracy theory? The Saudis and Qataris have stakes in Twitter.
Qatar Holding, a sovereign wealth fund, is contributing $375m, while Saudi Arabian investor Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, who had initially opposed the buyout, also confirmed he would retain his $1.9bn stake in Twitter, writing that Mr Musk would be an “excellent leader” for the site.
The Saudis are the second biggest shareholder of twitter, they bankrolled twitter’s acquisition by Musk, and even before that they had literal spies inside twitter.