Same, what a shame

Quiet, you fool!

Well, how was the fucking pizza?

I have a friend who loses his mind when anyone uses this (who isn’t Australian.) He is also not Australian, not sure what his burden is

Look, I don’t need no woke lie-berry to show my younguns how wear purty dresses and to do the gay sex!

No, the earthquake was about Americans needing to repent and turn their backs on sinful, unraked forests

Try https://www.justtherecipe.com/

That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity. Pearl clutching intensifies!

Yeah, thanks. I’m sure all of us non-asshole Americans appreciate your take

I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

The Olympic-tier mental gymnastics touting conformity in fucking Texas of all places is truly astonishing. I mean, is it personal freedumbs and rugged, short-haired individuality or is it the Stepford state? Make up your gd minds

My fellow murricans, it really a free nation if we can’t come together to shoot homeless people in the streets?

“What’s that melting refrigerator? I thought this was an undressing app!”

Nothing! I’ve successfully ignored Xmas my entire adult life

Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle

So it worked!

Tom Jones? No, I didn’t even think of it tbh. I hadn’t thought of this song in a long time until right now lol

When I was a kid I went to a Primus show and they were playing music before the acts came on. One was “Smoke On The Water” covered by Tom Jones and I’ve never been able to find it or even any information about it. I know it was this song and artist as I asked the engineer, it was a great rendition and I wish I could find a copy

Do you want to get Kuru? Because that’s how you get Kuru!

Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!