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His first wife is kinda cute in a dorky way even in that unflattering picture. His second wife looks like a blow up doll.
Although your captions do still make sense considering, back when I was still buying stuff off amazon, the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.
I like the first one better, the second picture is just gross.
I think he looks kinda gross in both
What a douche.
She’s like Weird Science meets a Kardashian
Her name is Alexa, be nice and talk clearly.
Who are these people? Also- from the comments I gather they’re the same couple!?
No, the woman is different. First is his wife, from before billionaire. Second is new woman, after the billions rotted his brain and he lost all sense of reason and taste.
Success sucks soul.
kid named soul:
What a downgrade
I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”
Wtf why are you people ok with comparing women to products?
I mainly focused and judge Bezos. We are the product.
Making this about anything else, I would simply suggest therapy or self love.
I think thats the point. To rich people other people are just objects.
Metaphors, how do they work?
This is about him as much as it is about her, is it not?
Well, you see, in the first image you have his first wife and in the second one you have his current fiance
Well, you see, in the first image, human cancer is wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and in the second image is wearing a silk tux.
*Lex Luthor
It’s like a metaphor for the declining quality of Amazon as it turns into Aliexpress. The right represents the quest for more money at the expense of quality by focusing on looks to make the sale
