1000 bottles of baby oil on the wall, 1000 bottles of baby oil, take one down, spread it around, 999 bottles of baby oil on the wall
1000 bottles of baby oil on the wall, 1000 bottles of baby oil, take one down, spread it around, 999 bottles of baby oil on the wall
Derpception
Favorite, two eggs over easy, hash browns, hunk of blueberry coffee cake and black coffee. (AKA, BDBIT at Hobee’s) Second favorite, one plate sized buttermilk pancake with three eggs over easy placed on top of the pancake, no syrup, just egg yolk, black coffee. (Squeeze In, Truckee, CA)
I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
What about using tomacco sauce on pizza?
Thank you. I wonder how many time Tim Burton watched that.
If erectile dysfunction is an illness, would having sex with someone using viagra be putting cured meat in your bits?
First manned space flight.
On the plus side, all movies will be rated X
I think the pay per view and promoter would be the clear winners.
Flamethrower training, it’s gonna be lit.
I heard Peter Lorre
The key question; is your refrigerator running?
How many strokes is par for that hole? Was it on the front or back nine? Which club did you use? Did you clean your ball afterwards? Was it a for some? Mind if I play through?
The way I’ve heard it, you could walk on water and someone will say look at them, they don’t know how to swim.
I don’t hate them, but since grey ground squirrels are a primary vector for Bubonic plague in the southwest US, I prefer to keep them distanced.
Also don’t have a bird feeder, planted natives to provide food and habitat.
Put it a cool dry place