I used the same excuse when I didn’t do a presentation in high school an just BSed my way to half credit.
Whisps of an outline, it’s very very good though.
Not actual quotes, just a joke:
It’s the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it’s great, like Orban.
Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.
That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!
Yep that’s him alright
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.
I love how fast this is happening.
He may as well have a neon sign saying “I’m not fit”, yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.
He IS the giant neon sign!
I have 11% of a plan
He writes the headline and weaves backward /joke
trump has lived his entire life on easy mode. It’s real easy to debate when you just get to make shit up.
“Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely.”
Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?
Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.
President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?
You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!
They wanted Pinky and the Brain and all they got was Pinky.
Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?
Only of you cook it with a Jewish space laser.
You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!
I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.
I’ll call the illegal transgender aliens, we’ll make it a party.
As long as we’re eating pets, I’d like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?
Did he actually say that?!
Yes, when asked about why he still doesn’t have a plan on how to replace ObamaCare.
Yes. Yes he did.
yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff
When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.
Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.
You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?
If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.
So you make plans that fail.
HEY! Concepts of a plan is the name of my plan to provide Healthcare for all Americans! Point for point trump stole my plan!
Let’s see. My plan will cost less. My plan will do more. This mother fucker stole my entire plan!
“But you’ve had 9 yea—“
“I have concepts!”
Me at the 10am Monday meeting
trump sounded like a kid who got caught not doing his homework.
Concept of a plan. 🤣
Except he really hasn’t done his.
Whats your climate plan? Immigrants! Border Czar!
